I mean, there are worse ways to lose than letting the whole world know you’re swinging a hog.
Or maybe not, because my wife always gives me reassurance by telling me how bad the big ones hurt.
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Or maybe not, because my wife always gives me reassurance by telling me how bad the big ones hurt.
noharleyyet
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Wind Gypsy
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So you're boycotting the woke olympics but you've got the run down on every attractive Olympic athlete to creep on?Kicked out of olympics for inappropriate behavior. I wonder what she was doing? Just being beautiful
LuketheDog
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Did he hit his thumb with it first -- my practical experience suggests it helps
I can throw a 16oz framing hammer pretty far after smashing a finger, several of us just covered this on another thread...
Alternate Headline:
Ammirati's Pole Vaults him out of Competition, Into Arms of Waiting French Men & Women
I'm really disappointed with the headline writers in this. So many other better options:
Long Dong doesn't take Polist to the Podium
Oh-La-La: Pole Valuter's Penis costs him the gold, but he scores again and again
Only the Jerusalem Post comes close with "A hard Defeat."
noharleyyet
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Last seen swimming for (no, not to) China
His boat name is HydroFoil McBigusDickus
I broke a estwing forming hammer one day...I almost hit a coworker that day, I was not on the awards stand.
VikingsGuy
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Ahhhh the many use cases for 4K video. No way that gets seen on 1980 19" SD tube.
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All I know is anyone who doesn’t smile when watching this vault probably doesn’t like apple pie, baseball, or chocolate ice cream. They probably disappoint their mothers on a daily basis as well.
(I have nothing against people of different orientation but I had to sort through about 200 rainbow flags on google to find this after searching ‘Canadian national pride’)
VikingsGuy
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We understand how much work that was and the pain you must have felt. Should we start a GoFund event for you?
But I think google knows a bit too much about your specific secret desires as this is what I got for Canadian national pride . . .
You have USA internet. He has Canadian Internet. Canadian Internet is much more polite than USA internet.
Says the fan of an enternally-mid football team that wears purple
And it was a joke btw, not a d*ck, so don’t take it so hard
VikingsGuy
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Just one before I die is all I ask.Says the fan of an enternally-mid football team that wears purple
And it was a joke btw, not a d*ck, so don’t take it so hard
If anyone can do it, it’s the GEQBUS Sam Darnold.
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If Foley gets one, anybody can.
VikingsGuy
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And this is why we want the pros - the very best in action in the knock-out round. Compare this list of basket ball players with the sad U23 soccer rosters . . .
