Be honest

[NR_Hunter]

And then there was the guy who failed pole vault bc of long wang.

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I mean, there are worse ways to lose than letting the whole world know you’re swinging a hog.

Or maybe not, because my wife always gives me reassurance by telling me how bad the big ones hurt.

 

[Shed God]

Nr hunter it's funny cause it's true. Lol lol

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Wind Gypsy]

Kicked out of olympics for inappropriate behavior. I wonder what she was doing? Just being beautiful

So you're boycotting the woke olympics but you've got the run down on every attractive Olympic athlete to creep on?

 

[LuketheDog]

Did he hit his thumb with it first -- my practical experience suggests it helps

I can throw a 16oz framing hammer pretty far after smashing a finger, several of us just covered this on another thread...

 

[Ben Lamb]

And then there was the guy who failed pole vault bc of long wang.

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Alternate Headline:

Ammirati's Pole Vaults him out of Competition, Into Arms of Waiting French Men & Women


I'm really disappointed with the headline writers in this. So many other better options:

Long Dong doesn't take Polist to the Podium

Oh-La-La: Pole Valuter's Penis costs him the gold, but he scores again and again

Only the Jerusalem Post comes close with "A hard Defeat."

 

[noharleyyet]

Alternate Headline:

Ammirati's Pole Vaults him out of Competition, Into Arms of Waiting French Men & Women


I'm really disappointed with the headline writers in this. So many other better options:

Long Dong doesn't take Polist to the Podium

Oh-La-La: Pole Valuter's Penis costs him the gold, but he scores again and again

Only the Jerusalem Post comes close with "A hard Defeat."

Last seen swimming for (no, not to) China

 

[Ben Lamb]

Last seen swimming for (no, not to) China

His boat name is HydroFoil McBigusDickus

 

[hank4elk]

I can throw a 16oz framing hammer pretty far after smashing a finger, several of us just covered this on another thread...

I broke a estwing forming hammer one day...I almost hit a coworker that day, I was not on the awards stand.

 

[VikingsGuy]

And then there was the guy who failed pole vault bc of long wang.

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Ahhhh the many use cases for 4K video. No way that gets seen on 1980 19" SD tube.

 

[Gerald Martin]

All I know is anyone who doesn’t smile when watching this vault probably doesn’t like apple pie, baseball, or chocolate ice cream. They probably disappoint their mothers on a daily basis as well.

 

[Dubz337]

I was pretty impressed with Canadian Ethan Katzberg throwing a 16 pound hammer 84 meters. I bet that thing could have taken down an elk.

(I have nothing against people of different orientation but I had to sort through about 200 rainbow flags on google to find this after searching ‘Canadian national pride’)

 

[VikingsGuy]

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(I have nothing against people of different orientation but I had to sort through about 200 rainbow flags on google to find this after searching ‘Canadian national pride’)

We understand how much work that was and the pain you must have felt. Should we start a GoFund event for you?

But I think google knows a bit too much about your specific secret desires as this is what I got for Canadian national pride . . .

 

[Ben Lamb]

We understand how much work that was and the pain you must have felt. Should we start a GoFund event for you?

But I think google knows a bit too much about your specific secret desires as this is what I got for Canadian national pride . . .

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You have USA internet. He has Canadian Internet. Canadian Internet is much more polite than USA internet.

 

[Dubz337]

We understand how much work that was and the pain you must have felt. Should we start a GoFund event for you?

But I think google knows a bit too much about your specific secret desires as this is what I got for Canadian national pride . . .

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Says the fan of an enternally-mid football team that wears purple

And it was a joke btw, not a d*ck, so don’t take it so hard

 

[VikingsGuy]

Says the fan of an enternally-mid football team that wears purple

And it was a joke btw, not a d*ck, so don’t take it so hard

Just one before I die is all I ask.

 

[Dubz337]

Just one before I die is all I ask.

If anyone can do it, it’s the GEQBUS Sam Darnold.

 

[VikingsGuy]

If anyone can do it, it’s the GEQBUS Sam Darnold.

If Foley gets one, anybody can.

 

[VikingsGuy]

And this is why we want the pros - the very best in action in the knock-out round. Compare this list of basket ball players with the sad U23 soccer rosters . . .