Moosie
Grand poopa
We all have said the stories, We've all heard them.
What is the best one you've made up or the Best True one you've used or heard ?
This morning a True one happened to me. My Wife jumped out of Bed around 7AM. I heard the garbage truck. I was like "Ahh don't worry hun, I took the garbage out last night from the garage". So the morning past and I went to take a shower. In the shower I remembered all the Grass bags were out (YAH, we jsut got around to doing the last grass cut) but I hadn't put out the BIG can with all the house garbage in it.
I dried off and Got dressed and met Vickio nthe way to the door. We looked down the road and my Neighbors house still had his on our side. We were like, COOL, but then looked across the street and their cans were empty but they had alot of bags of agbage out next to it. Vick then told me it was OUR garbage.
Now, I'm thinking , the garbage man came. then someone moved our garbage from our house across the street so he wouldn't pick it up ? Weird !!
He was heading out way and Vicki told me to go get it. I hauled the 15 bags back over then went to knock on their door. The neighbor came out and I was like "UHhhh, something strange is going on here. My garbage bags were in your yard this morning".
I expected her to be like "WHAT !??!!??" but she was like "OHHHH sorry, we didn't want to wake you when we came over and got it. It was like 7AM this morning and you were sleeping probably. My mother wanted to use the Grass multch for her garden so we drug it over. We told the garbage truck to leave it."
So at this time I run back over because the garbage truck is at my house and I told him to leave it. He told me le already left it and that the ladies drug it over this morning and wondered why it was back ?!?? So He took my house garbage and Idrug all the Bags back over to the neighbors house.
Anyways, I should have just said I slept in
The best one I've heard in School was someone said their car was Stuck in Reverse and had to drive backwards all the way there.
Your turn !!!!!
What is the best one you've made up or the Best True one you've used or heard ?
This morning a True one happened to me. My Wife jumped out of Bed around 7AM. I heard the garbage truck. I was like "Ahh don't worry hun, I took the garbage out last night from the garage". So the morning past and I went to take a shower. In the shower I remembered all the Grass bags were out (YAH, we jsut got around to doing the last grass cut) but I hadn't put out the BIG can with all the house garbage in it.
I dried off and Got dressed and met Vickio nthe way to the door. We looked down the road and my Neighbors house still had his on our side. We were like, COOL, but then looked across the street and their cans were empty but they had alot of bags of agbage out next to it. Vick then told me it was OUR garbage.
Now, I'm thinking , the garbage man came. then someone moved our garbage from our house across the street so he wouldn't pick it up ? Weird !!
He was heading out way and Vicki told me to go get it. I hauled the 15 bags back over then went to knock on their door. The neighbor came out and I was like "UHhhh, something strange is going on here. My garbage bags were in your yard this morning".
I expected her to be like "WHAT !??!!??" but she was like "OHHHH sorry, we didn't want to wake you when we came over and got it. It was like 7AM this morning and you were sleeping probably. My mother wanted to use the Grass multch for her garden so we drug it over. We told the garbage truck to leave it."
So at this time I run back over because the garbage truck is at my house and I told him to leave it. He told me le already left it and that the ladies drug it over this morning and wondered why it was back ?!?? So He took my house garbage and Idrug all the Bags back over to the neighbors house.
Anyways, I should have just said I slept in
The best one I've heard in School was someone said their car was Stuck in Reverse and had to drive backwards all the way there.
Your turn !!!!!