Western Hunting Self-Promoter Identifying Traits

[MThuntr]

Bullman's pizza in Helena has a wicked good Teriyaki Chicken pie with pineapples. It converted me to the dark side of pineapple on pizza.

WHAT?! I must explore such carbloaded goodness. Then maybe I could train like a mountain guide after reading a riveting article in the Journal of Mountain Hunting promoting my gym

 

[The Hedgehog]

i found shrimp tails and used dental floss in my Cinnamon Toast Crunch this morning..

 

[Ben Lamb]

WHAT?! I must explore such carbloaded goodness. Then maybe I could train like a mountain guide after reading a riveting article in the Journal of Mountain Hunting promoting my gym

#MTNTACTICOOL #MTNCHADS

 

[Nate Mode]

Anyone got any shirtless hunting pics this guy would like to see them.

Cam Hanes is your huckleberry.

 

[44hunter45]

Hunting Self-Promoter = Any Person who produces hunting media (video/photos/podcasts) with the intention of monetizing it through advertising, product sales, memberships, subscriptions, etc.

Western Hunting Self-Promoter Identifying Traits:

- 2 or more of 5: Instagram Page, Youtube Channel, Website, TV Show, Podcast
- Self identification as a "Hunter" or "Predator" on Facebook, LinkedIn, website "About" section, Instagram page or Youtube Channel
- Same Hunting-Related Course, Gear, Product, Membership, Subscription or Service offered for sale across multiple social networks
- Individualized Logo-Wear
- Video/Podcast/Blog Post explaining how "I/we built my/our brand"
- Always wears a t-shirt one size too small
- Heavily photoshopped portrait photo for website, Facebook, Instagram or YouTube channel home page
- Multiple Heavily photoshopped Instagram stream portrait photos wearing Camo, and/or holding bow/rifle
- Huge volume of gear-related content including interviews/hunting trips with sponsor company employees/founders
- Training photo wearing his own or his sponsor's logo wear
- Any shirtless photo ... esp. training or shooting bow
- Any Gear Unboxing Video - esp. of sponsored-provided gear
- Individualized discount codes for sponsor's and/or advertisers products (i.e. "Cameron", "Gritty", "meateater", etc.)
- Huge volume of gear-related content including interviews/hunting trips with sponsor employees, founders.
- Obvious product placement in hunting videos and/or frequent product mentions in podcasts/blog posts
- Bag Dump video(s), blog post(s) or podcast(s)
- Bow Build video(s)
- Any Gear Unboxing Video
- Trusty, fawning video and/or podcast sidekick
- Photo of packout carrying huge antlers
- Sponsored by MTN OPS, Wilderness Athlete or Heather's Choice
- Photo with dead animal draped across shoulders
- Photo holding up a just-butchered elk back strap
- Appearance on Joe Rogan Podcast
- Hunting Video/photo/podcast content came before product development (Argali, Gritty Bowman, etc, Born & Raised Outdoors, Elkshape, Exo, etc.)
- BHA Membership and obligatory photo wearing "Public Land Owner" T-Shirt, preferably while drinking micro-brew

What did I miss?

I this Matt Rinella?

 

[geetar]

I know a guy who will give you coordinates to his favorite sitting stump if Mtn priest needs to solve any hard problems.View attachment 181886

@Randy11 there is no doubt this is the greatest pic I’ve seen this week.

 

[ZBB]

Thanks. I will be sure and hashtag every possibility for the gram. Gotta make some hard choices..... my lion and goat need a space too.View attachment 181877

Goat on the left lion on the right elk in the middle, tv else ware. That’s gonna look really cool when it’s done.

 

[geetar]

Cam Hanes is your huckleberry.

More like videos of him and his workout partners using massage buffers on each other’s legs.

 

[Doublecluck]

Anyone got any shirtless hunting pics this guy would like to see them.

#walmartshortsintan #dannerbootsfromtheclearencesection
#2011secondhandbowtechassasin
#fukitshotincentralmontanainaugust
#sponsormeeee
#sorryladiesimtaken

 

[The Hedgehog]

Examples ....

the fact that you left out an army of females, makes me believe you're sexist.

 

[Gerald Martin]

All Biddness right there. I bet that pup gets a pro-deal any day.

She has her moments.... when I can get my kids off of social media.

 

[Gerald Martin]

 

[RobertD]

You know it's bad when Ontario is in here dunking on this guy.

He wants so badly to be banned, I think Big Fin should just let him marinate here while everyone posts pictures of their food and their kids and their dogs.

@Gerald Martin that space looks great, elk euro will look good up there

 

[Nate Mode]

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[jt13]

We doing dog pics too?! Some training for my pups NAVHDA test this weekend

 

[hank4elk]

no more pineapple talk.

I scored 2 baby blocks of Tillamook yesterday. They really popped out at me thru the new binos.

 

[Gerald Martin]

Pure genius to some like me. Elitist hunting snob to a certain element who would say using children as props to promote your hustle is just child abuse and monetization of "the resource"

Any money I can make from my kids seems justifiable to me. Those precious little cookie munchers cost a lot to keep shoes on their feet.
I’ve had to eliminate NR applications from my budget.
At least the slave labor helps cut down on construction costs.

 

[Ben Lamb]

Just another rudeboy glamor shot.

 

[Gerald Martin]

Bernie’s cool with it though. He hangs out with us a lot so it makes it okay.

 

[Bowmannate2000]

I've lost interest in this thread and am moving on. It would actually be funny if everyone just stopped responding to the OP and let his threads just sit there with no responses. He could go "astrosurf" someone else's turdcutter.

This is a good idea. We are giving him attention, even if it's ridicule, he's still getting some weird satisfaction out of it. A good old fashioned shunning may be the best medicine for a personality like this.