State of the Union

[Nick87]

Embarrassed for you slim shady

Should of used the sarcasm font I guess was surprised that buzz knew who it was. Just had flashbacks from middle school of the music video scene "workin at burger King spitting on your onion rings" never looked at fast food the same after that.

 

[406dn]

When our former president was in office, his defenders liked to assert that his detractors suffered from TDS.

It is pretty evident the virus has evolved and those previously uninfected are now catching a variant of the virus.

 

[corndog1]

Who is the first lady making out with

 

[Zach]

Who is the first lady making out with

Kamala’s hubby

 

[corndog1]

Kamala’s hubby

Huh I guess if they roll that way

 

[Zach]

Huh I guess if they roll that way

Word is there is a pineapple on the Oval Office door

 

[corndog1]

It just came to me that both of them are first ladies duh

 

[millerkiller77]

I didn't watch it, just like the only people who watch the Special Olympics are family members or participants.

White house press releases, SOU, etc are like the Grammys for ugly people and I don't care about either

 

[TheJason]

Anybody that she can spread her legs for

Wow. Decency?

 

[RobertD]

Y'all gotta quit talkin bout my girl Kyrsten like that now. That yellow dress reflects her "independent spirit" dammit.

 

[millerkiller77]

Anybody that she can spread her legs for

"Pee pad & Knee pad 2020" would have been an awesome campaign slogan for these two . I'd have bought those bumper stickers for sure.

 

[tjones]

Anybody that she can spread her legs for

Rapidly approaching a new low.

 

[RobertD]

When our former president was in office, his defenders liked to assert that his detractors suffered from TDS.

It is pretty evident the virus has evolved and those previously uninfected are now catching a variant of the virus.

You know how I know this to be true?

Because I've suffered from both variants

 

[brian flatlander]

Rapidly approaching a new low.

If i was on a huntin trip and i had one nite in town in a sleezy bar in wyo her at the end of the bar fair game

 

[millerkiller77]

If i was on a huntin trip and i had one nite in town in a sleezy bar in wyo her at the end of the bar fair game

Why are you leaving out the other 1% of WYO bars?

 

[TheJason]

If i was on a huntin trip and i had one nite in town in a sleezy bar in wyo her at the end of the bar fair game

It’s amazing the things people will say about others. What is your grievance with Jill Biden?

 

[SwaggyD]

It’s amazing the things people will say about others. What is your grievance with Dr. Jill Biden?

FIFY

 

[Sytes]

You know how I know this to be true?

Because I've suffered from both variants

I'm suffering from both variants, R & D.

 

[ismith]

It’s clear to me this country needs a leader who can make everyone safe and prosperous.

I will volunteer. I only require VIP passes to the Salt Lake Expo every year, a dozen Wyoming Commissioners tags, a couple hundred billion dollars for my favorite causes and folks and the assurance I won’t be required to do anything from August through January.

More essentials to follow in years to come but it won’t be unreasonable. I’m truly your best chance for prosperity.

One of my first acts as President will be to hold a national referendum poll and will send the least popular 25% of politicians to China on the next balloons they fly over us. Or would the Chinese interpret that as an act of war?

One of my first acts as president would be to make you the ambassador to Haiti.