I’ve found several great uses for toilet paper

[Zootownelk]

My advice for huntalkers approaching 50 and in need of prepping for the dreaded colonoscopy. Buy the softest TP you can find. The stiff abrasive stuff may work fine if it is only needed once a day after morning coffee, But you will want something soft when you have need for TP every fifteen minutes. There are parts of the body you just do not want to get chapped.

And this the time to bench the "wipe" and implement the "dab"...

 

[mtmiller]

Roll in every vehicle and water bottle that fits on the defroster vent.

 

[Tradewind]

Hmmm, now we have snooty toilet paper

 

[Gerald Martin]

Waiting for DUDE Wipes to enter the conversation in 3,2,1…

 

[Wallydeuce]

Only pussies use dude wipes.

 

[Jbaldwin40]

I really like the Kirkland Signature brand because you’ll note they actually spell out the name.

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Too many companies have stopped doing this because of communist/social advances. It’s probably from eating animals that don’t solely eat vegetables. See the Black Rifle Communist Coffee Company symbol?

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Look at the workmanship on this embossing. Is your toilet paper this neat?

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If it doesn't have quality workmanship like that or crisp clear embossing, I just put it right back on the shelf. No thank you.

 

[Jbaldwin40]

Waiting for DUDE Wipes to enter the conversation in 3,2,1…

What the.....don't those things get non pliable in sub freezing temperatures?

 

[Gerald Martin]

What the.....don't those things get non pliable in sub freezing temperatures?

Gotta be tough if you are gonna make it Mongolia…

 

[Irrelevant]

Gotta be tough if you are gonna make it Mongolia…

Com'on everyone knows you keep them tied around your yanks dingleberries to stay warm...

 

[TheJason]

Gotta be tough if you are gonna make it Mongolia…

Use yak hair.

 

[TheJason]

Hmmm, now we have snooty toilet paper

Not snooty at all. Just a celebration of toilet paper that is made with quality reminiscent of the boomer age, when people still cared about their craftsmanship. Not like the stuff made by these millennials who don’t take pride in their work.

 

[Dsnow9]

We used to rock the Costco but went with the charmin extra soft once and my 5 year old called us out when we got the Costco again saying that the charmin was much better and we shouldn’t buy the Costco brand anymore…

After working for gov though the costco stuff is way better!

 

[44hunter45]

#8 Don't squeeze the Charmin. aka "That feel up wasn't quite what you expected."

 

[Redman]

I use Angel Soft to swab my .308 barrel.

 

[BigHornRam]

Sandpaper doesn’t tear at inopportune times either

Try John Wayne toilet paper. Rough, tough, and doesn't take shit off of anyone.

 

[noharleyyet]

Presentation...

 

[44hunter45]

Presentation...
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Ahem
See post #93

 

[hank4elk]

After working for gov though the costco stuff is way better!

Don't know how many I put on the ole turnstile ,but I always have the best in a ziplock in my trucks/packs.

 

[TheJason]

Don't know how many I put on the ole turnstile ,but I always have the best in a ziplock in my trucks/packs.

Henry’s Private Reserve…

 

[Ben Lamb]