I’ve found several great uses for toilet paper

[noharleyyet]

Might as well drag the collective quotient down a dew more digits (no pun)

 

[Deleted member 28227]

Millennial's just don't take the time to emboss their TP correctly....

sloppy sloppy sloppy

 

[BigHornRam]

When you hook up with a bad batch of Mongolian beef at the Hu Hot, no toilet paper on earth will stand up to the test.

This is your salvation my friends........

 

[EKYHunter]

Thanks Tom! That’s terrific.

 

[Tradewind]

Not snooty at all. Just a celebration of toilet paper that is made with quality reminiscent of the boomer age, when people still cared about their craftsmanship. Not like the stuff made by these millennials who don’t take pride in their work.

Now there's an oxy moron is there ever was one. Craftsmanship to wipe your behind with...

 

[Tradewind]

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[Tradewind]

You ain't never been poor if you haven't stolen gas station TP on the gigantic roll for your 2 bedroom apartment that 6 people live in.

You ain't never been humble if you weren't grateful for that thin yet somehow abrasive tp.

save the poor man talk comrade. we all started out dead broke somewhere. Only the loftiest of us (meaning you and JLS) reach the pinnacle of
having signature brand TP.
Waiting for @Bigfin to weigh in on this given his escapades, er chili experiences

 

[Redman]

 

[Ben Lamb]

save the poor man talk comrade. we all started out dead broke somewhere. Only the loftiest of us (meaning you and JLS) reach the pinnacle of
having signature brand TP.
Waiting for @Bigfin to weigh in on this given his escapades, er chili experiences

In Soviet Russia, toilet paper wipes you!

 

[Lilhowie83]

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This is the best post on this thread yet! My coworkers are looking at me wondering why I'm laughing so hard!

 

[Ben Lamb]

save the poor man talk comrade. we all started out dead broke somewhere. Only the loftiest of us (meaning you and JLS) reach the pinnacle of
having signature brand TP.
Waiting for @Bigfin to weigh in on this given his escapades, er chili experiences

my Capitalist Brain has a new idea though: Bespoke bathroom tissues.

We'll get some fart sniffer to come around, measure your arm length, wiping strength & fecal mass to get a good & perfect measurement for the width, length & tensile strength of the tissue. We shall offer these tissues in Hound's-tooth, Jodhpur and tweed colors, but it will be only the softest ply, guaranteed to keep the peasants with septic systems away, while ensuring only the most refined behinds are pampered with this new, bespoke item, the hottest trend for 2022.

Since you gave me this idea, I further will employ my cutthroat capitalism and cut you out of the profits entirely.

 

[Tradewind]

my Capitalist Brain has a new idea though: Bespoke bathroom tissues.

We'll get some fart sniffer to come around, measure your arm length, wiping strength & fecal mass to get a good & perfect measurement for the width, length & tensile strength of the tissue. We shall offer these tissues in Hound's-tooth, Jodhpur and tweed colors, but it will be only the softest ply, guaranteed to keep the peasants with septic systems away, while ensuring only the most refined behinds are pampered with this new, bespoke item, the hottest trend for 2022.

Since you gave me this idea, I further will employ my cutthroat capitalism and cut you out of the profits entirely.

Great, you and JLS can market it under "Snooty Booty"

 

[TheJason]

Great, you and JLS can market it under "Snooty Booty"

It will be very neatly stamped.

 

[Ben Lamb]

Great, you and JLS can market it under "Snooty Booty"

Another Million dollar idea. You're giving these away buddy.

I was going to go with Brown Town.

 

[BackofBeyond]

Good gravy...the only thing missing here is whether you stand and wipe or sit and wipe.

What kind of socio-path do you need to be to sit and wipe???

That’s just gross.

 

[noharleyyet]

Great, you and JLS can market it under "Snooty Booty"

Pray tell, might one suggest a snooty font...

 

[Ben Lamb]

What kind of socio-path do you need to be to sit and wipe???

That’s just gross.

It all depends upon the consistency of the evacuation, right? No need to spread it around standing up if there's been a lot of cabbage involved.

 

[Dave N]

Another Million dollar idea. You're giving these away buddy.

I was going to go with Brown Town.

The Bush People already used that in Alaska. Try again.

 

[Ben Lamb]

The Bush People already used that in Alaska. Try again.

If it ain't trademarked, it's up for grabs.

 

[noharleyyet]

Tighty whitey's best friend...