Yep, not only do I get to carry fire arms my distainful friend, but I have a conceled weapons permit to boot.
Plus I have the top licence with the beloved FS to kill trees....
And I have all sorts of animal tags in my pocket to shoot them dead, along with a fishing licence to pull thier little wiggly carcasses out of their homes....
Then to top it off, I have a licence to spray toxic waste (chemicals all over plants for the betterment of the human race...