AZHUNTERR
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A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a
drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets
up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest,
baddest
one in the face and says, "I went by your grandma's house today and I
saw
her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is a fine looking woman!"
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are
confused,
because he is one bad biker, and would fight at the drop of a hat. The
drunk
leans on the table again and says, "I got it on with your grandma and
she
is good--the best I ever had!"
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad, but the biker still
says
nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll
tell
you
something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders and
says,
"Grandpa, you're drunk....... Go home!"
drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets
up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest,
baddest
one in the face and says, "I went by your grandma's house today and I
saw
her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is a fine looking woman!"
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are
confused,
because he is one bad biker, and would fight at the drop of a hat. The
drunk
leans on the table again and says, "I got it on with your grandma and
she
is good--the best I ever had!"
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad, but the biker still
says
nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll
tell
you
something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders and
says,
"Grandpa, you're drunk....... Go home!"
