Kraven
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> > "We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help
> > everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more
>riots,
> > keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the
>blessings
>of
> > debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren,
> > hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense
> > guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other
> > liberal, bed wetters.
> > We hold these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of people are
> > confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a Bill
>of
>No
> > Rights."
> >
> > ARTICLE I: You do not have the unearned right to a new car, big screen
>TV
>or
> > any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire
> > them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.
> >
> > ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country
>is
> > based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone-not just you! You
>may
>
> > leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc., but
>the
> > world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.
> >
> > ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you
>stick
>a
> > screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect the
>tool
> > manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.
> >
> > ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing.
>Americans
> > are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone
>in
> > need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after
> > generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than
>the
> > creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.
> >
> > ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be
> > nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in
> > public health care.
> >
> > ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people.
>If
>
> > you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be
>surprised
>if
> > the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.
> >
> > ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If
>you
> > rob, cheat or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't
>be
> > surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place
>where
> > you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of
> > leisure.
> >
> > ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you
>to
> > have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect
>you
> > to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational
>training
> > laid before you to make yourself useful.
> >
> > ARTICLE X: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American
> > means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness-which by the way,
> > is a lot easier if you learn the Country's language and are unencumbered
>
> > by an overabundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were
> > confused by the Bill of Rights,"
> > ~~~~~~~~
> > If you agree with the foregoing, share it with a friend. No, you don't
>have
> > to, and nothing tragic will befall you if you don't. I just think it is
> > about time common sense is allowed to flourish - call it the age of
>reason
> > revisited.
> > Live Each Day With an Attitude of GRATITUDE !
> > everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more
>riots,
> > keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the
>blessings
>of
> > debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren,
> > hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense
> > guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other
> > liberal, bed wetters.
> > We hold these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of people are
> > confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a Bill
>of
>No
> > Rights."
> >
> > ARTICLE I: You do not have the unearned right to a new car, big screen
>TV
>or
> > any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire
> > them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.
> >
> > ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country
>is
> > based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone-not just you! You
>may
>
> > leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc., but
>the
> > world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.
> >
> > ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you
>stick
>a
> > screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect the
>tool
> > manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.
> >
> > ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing.
>Americans
> > are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone
>in
> > need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after
> > generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than
>the
> > creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.
> >
> > ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be
> > nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in
> > public health care.
> >
> > ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people.
>If
>
> > you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be
>surprised
>if
> > the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.
> >
> > ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If
>you
> > rob, cheat or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't
>be
> > surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place
>where
> > you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of
> > leisure.
> >
> > ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you
>to
> > have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect
>you
> > to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational
>training
> > laid before you to make yourself useful.
> >
> > ARTICLE X: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American
> > means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness-which by the way,
> > is a lot easier if you learn the Country's language and are unencumbered
>
> > by an overabundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were
> > confused by the Bill of Rights,"
> > ~~~~~~~~
> > If you agree with the foregoing, share it with a friend. No, you don't
>have
> > to, and nothing tragic will befall you if you don't. I just think it is
> > about time common sense is allowed to flourish - call it the age of
>reason
> > revisited.
> > Live Each Day With an Attitude of GRATITUDE !
