Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from a Salt Lake house
Aboard a Chevy whip.
The mate was a mighty hunting man,
The skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three tag tour, a three tag tour.
The rutting started getting hot,
A couple fences crossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The footage would be lost, the footage would be lost.
The crew set ground on the fields of this un-hunted Utah farm
With Muley Freak
The Mustache too,
The camera dude and his wives,
The YouTube star,
The Trespasser and Poacher Guy
Here on another guy’s farm
Now this is the tale of our Muley Freaks,
They're here for a 3 tag time,
They'll have to make the best of things,
Until it’s dink shooting time.
The Mustache Guy and his intern too,
Will do their very best,
To make the Freak comfortable,
In their poacher’s nest.
iPhones, cameras, and a motor car,
All the luxuries,
Like Liver King gone natty,
It's as primitive as can be.
So join us here each week my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
From seven YouTube poaching guys,
Here on "Mule Freak’s Isle."
@Hopzone Freak
@Whiskey Freak
@Sammich Freak
lacking reference to "earning it"
please resubmit. still, 5/5 stars.