its the same thing

[AZHUNTERR]

> This married man goes to the confessional and says
> >> > > to his priest,"I had
> >> > > an affair with a woman........almost......"
> >> > > The priest says,"What do you mean, almost?" The
> >> > > man says, "Well, we got
> >> > > undressed and rubbed together, but then I
> >> > > stopped."
> >> > > The priest says, "Rubbing together is the same as
> >> > > putting it in. You're
> >> > > not to see that woman again. Now say 5 Hail Marys
> >> > > and put $50 in the
> >> > > poor box."
> >> > > The man leaves the confessional, goes over and
> >> > > says his prayers, then
> >> > > walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment
> >> > > and then starts to
> >> > > leave.....
> >> > > The priest, who was watching him, quickly runs
> >> > > over to him and says, "I
> >> > > saw that, you didn't put any money in the poor
> >> > > box!"
> >> > > The man replies,"Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the
> >> > > box, andapparently
> >> > > that's the same as putting it in!
>

 

[trophy_killer]

LMAO!!

I'll have to remember that one!!

 

[Elkhunter]

LMAO

That was good.

 

[ELKCHSR]

HAHAHAHA!!!!That was very good!!!!