Funny Hunter Quotes/Lingo

[EYJONAS!]

Man.... it sure didn't look that bad on Google earth.

I am a victim of this myself

 

[shumhow]

Not a quote/lingo, but why do all these shows need to show you a 5 minute close-up of there face when they are talking about the hunt or whatever. Just zoom back a bit and let me see a little back ground while your talking. I don't need to see the hair in your nostrils. Randy's show and a few others do a good job of not doing this, but it seems to be the new "fad" for a lot of them.

 

[geetar]

Not a quote/lingo, but why do all these shows need to show you a 5 minute close-up of there face when they are talking about the hunt or whatever. Just zoom back a bit and let me see a little back ground while your talking. I don't need to see the hair in your nostrils. Randy's show and a few others do a good job of not doing this, but it seems to be the new "fad" for a lot of them.

I guess they think you and me are as obsessed with them as they are themselves

 

[BAKPAKR]

“G-3 Dropper” was number 2 on my “hit list” last season.

 

[deer_shooter]

First aid kit?
Mess kit?
Sh*t kit?
No?

I can handle first aid kit, that's about it

 

[44hunter45]

Ha! Touché. There are a few of us here that try to steer clear of the BS or have been here long enough to watch it creep in....it's tough though.
I can't swing my growler of Mountains Walking IPA or hemp bag of groceries from the Co-Op without hitting a bearded "hunting athlete" on their way to getting their real estate license.

Portland on the Madison Gallatin

Fixed. Stupid for trying to be sassy before coffee.

 

[TheTone]

“Conservation” or “no one deserves it more” as rich old guy poses with dead critter killed on an auction tag while surrounded by his paid posse of guides

 

[44hunter45]

Man.... it sure didn't look that bad on Google earth.

I am a victim of this myself

This is the "Tell me where to camp for my Hell's Canyon OIL special draw super limited tag. I'm in really good shape. I walk two miles a day here in Florida."

 

[noharleyyet]

What was an obtuse angle south end of a northbound critter shot called before a Texan invented it?

 

[44hunter45]

What was an obtuse angle south end of a northbound critter shot called before a Texan invented it?

 

[MTTW]

What was an obtuse angle south end of a northbound critter shot called before a Texan invented it?

A lack of will power.

 

[noharleyyet]

A lack of will power.

'If it's brown it's down'
'Hold in the hair & send it'

 

[44hunter45]

What was an obtuse angle south end of a northbound critter shot called before a Texan invented it?

Eastern deer hunting

 

[noharleyyet]

Eastern deer hunting

I've heard gut shot hogs called songdog supper or sounder supper...

 

[R.K.]

Gear weight going into my 17 day sheep hunt in the chugach is right at 37lbs w/rifle.

Yeah f$<kin right bruh....

Maybe without food & water. MAYBE.

 

[Bambistew]

Anytime people refer to the clothes that their wearing by the "product name," and use it in a sentence, e.g. I'm running my Peletons with my Tiburons... there is a 100% chance you're a bottom.

 

[geetar]

Anytime people refer to the cloths that their wearing by the "product name," and use it in a sentence, e.g. I'm running my Peletons with my Tiburons... there is a 100% chance you're a bottom.

Right! They sound like they are being paid to advertise. Which brings me to another annoying word. “ pro staff “ and field product tester is pretty obnoxious too.

 

[Wrong Burgundy]

I would like to start a new trend of grip and grins, but the photo is only the last 1/3 of the animal, for the "epic, hell yeah ass pic". No antlers, no flat brims, no sweet tribal tattoos, just the animal's ass. (Sponsorship money has left the chat....)

Signed,
The Adventurous Grocery Getter

#mountaintuff #sickforit #sickbecauseofit #reptheramrod #runningit #longrange #lonerange #mtnops #mtntang #hashtagsfordays #hashbrownsforbreakfast #nofilter #.280AI1000yards

 

[Shangobango]

Referring to a piece of gear as "bomber.

I guess that is supposed to mean it is bomb proof or something?

 

[TheTone]

More wannabe instafamous favorites:

accubow

loadout

A lot of people have been asking about my setup...I doubt it but nice attempt to plug your sponsors