Funny Hunter Quotes/Lingo

[Guest member 25165]

Do you think on the long distance running forums guys ask which shoes are you hunting for this year?

 

[Khunter]

Probably been mentioned, but "running" equipment drives me nuts. Unless you strap that equipment to your back and take it for a run, you are not "running" equipment.

"Bro" is another one. I am not your "bro". Combine the two and I wish you get a bedbug infestation in your favorite sleeping bag.

"Hey Bro, what kind of dental floss are you gonna run on your backcountry elk hunt?"

And "Bruh"

 

[Khunter]

I forgot about this thread, glad to see it being updated with fresh material...

yearling bull As in , "yeah I shot a yearling bull". When what they shot was this year's calf.

Crew As in "me and my crew kept eyes on this bull for 3 week till I I gave it a dirt nap opening morning" or any reference to hunting friends/partners as a 'crew' of any sort.

 

[JohnBud]

Guys that say they took a "nubbin' buck" instead of admitting they shot a fawn.

 

[madtom]

Basically the entire content of Rokslide. I occasionally check the “what’s new” page, never see anything I can tolerate reading, and come back here.

 

[noharleyyet]

And just about every one of us at some point contemporizes the Queen's English with phraseological butchering. I'm trynna quit but the urban dic keeps pulling me back in.

...add a dolla to the boomer jar moments.

 

[Bluffgruff]

Surprised its not been mentioned yet but every time I hear the word "kit", I cringe. Running stuff is up there as well. "Are you running that pack as part of your kit? Shoot me now.

First aid kit?
Mess kit?
Sh*t kit?
No?

 

[Deleted member 16014]

Anything that’s come out of the mouth of of any Eastman or Eastman’s employee since about 1999.

Also, unless you were in the armed services, “humping a ruck”. Leave your ruck alone plz, thx.

 

[Carl 9.3x62]

"PB" as in in personal best. Just watched a fishing show where the guy said it about a hundred times. I about puked.

 

[Guest member 25165]

"It's not the biggest _____ I've ever shot, but...". Why be self conscious about the size of the rack? If you are are happy ant it was legal, then celebrate the accomplishment.

 

[geetar]

First aid kit?
Mess kit?
Sh*t kit?
No?

Haha those are essential. I think it’s more things like “ kill kit “ that are being referred to.

 

[EYJONAS!]

Haha those are essential. I think it’s more things like “ kill kit “ that are being referred to.

Wtf is even in a kill kit? Last I checked all a guy needs is a knife? Electrical tape and a zip lock if your hunting mt.

I do have a first aid kit though....

 

[MTGomer]

Basically the entire content of Rokslide. I occasionally check the “what’s new” page, never see anything I can tolerate reading, and come back here.

I get a kick out of that place. On hunttalk under the sheep hunting forum we talk about hunting sheep.

On rokslide the conversation is more about what diameter drill bit you can get away with using to lighten up the weight of the bill of your hat without getting the sun in your eyes.

 

[EYJONAS!]

"It's not the biggest _____ I've ever shot, but...". Why be self conscious about the size of the rack? If you are are happy ant it was legal, then celebrate the accomplishment.

If he would've had this...... extra mass, broken tine, little wider, etc. Etc. He would've been a ____

C'mon man why are you trying to add to your bull or buck. If he doesn't have it he doesn't have it.

 

[EYJONAS!]

I get a kick out of that place. On hunttalk under the sheep hunting forum we talk about hunting sheep.

On rokslide the conversation is more about what diameter drill bit you can get away with using to lighten up the weight of the bill of your hat without getting the sun in your eyes.

Which toothbrush are you guys running and do you cut the handle down?

 

[noharleyyet]

I get a kick out of that place. On hunttalk under the sheep hunting forum we talk about hunting sheep.

On rokslide the conversation is more about what diameter drill bit you can get away with using to lighten up the weight of the bill of your hat without getting the sun in your eyes.

You obviously don't read the rifle caliber threads here...

 

[madtom]

Speaking of rokslide, I think all their videos have an animal that’s classified as a “smoke show.”

 

[geetar]

Wtf is even in a kill kit? Last I checked all a guy needs is a knife? Electrical tape and a zip lock if your hunting mt.

I do have a first aid kit though....

I think it’s a fancy name for that short list you just made. It trips me out too buddy.

 

[geetar]

Speaking of rokslide, I think all their videos have an animal that’s classified as a “smoke show.”

Imagine a forum where people talk about smoke shows and lightening the weight of a flat brim but can’t spell Rock correctly. Very glad we are not currently on HntTalk

 

[EYJONAS!]

Gear weight going into my 17 day sheep hunt in the chugach is right at 37lbs w/rifle.

Yeah f$<kin right bruh....