Funny Hunter Quotes/Lingo

[TheTone]

Firebull

 

[MNElkNut]

Probably been mentioned, but "running" equipment drives me nuts. Unless you strap that equipment to your back and take it for a run, you are not "running" equipment.

"Bro" is another one. I am not your "bro". Combine the two and I wish you get a bedbug infestation in your favorite sleeping bag.

"Hey Bro, what kind of dental floss are you gonna run on your backcountry elk hunt?"

 

[Hilljackoutlaw]

CH and The Rock are sponsored by the same apparel company, maybe the same pharmaceutical one as well...

You mean future presidential candidate the rock.

 

[EYJONAS!]

when your t-shirt and pants are no longer a t-shirt and pants. They're "gear" and part of a "system."

It's all part of a "program" though bruh..... which is part of a bigger "system" of gear...

 

[tjones]

Thunder Chicken

 

[corndog1]

Any minute now

 

[EYJONAS!]

When everyone clearly knows the draw dates yet some fellow hunter continously asks......

When do you guys think they'll draw the tags?

Then about 20 people line it out on dates.

Then the next day......

Think they're starting to draw yet?

My kids have more patience for Santa to show up then most adults waiting to see if they drew a almost guaranteed archery tag.

 

[golfer]

When everyone clearly knows the draw dates yet some dumbass continously asks......

When do you guys think they'll draw the tags?

Then about 20 people line it out on dates.

Then the next day......

Think they're starting to draw yet?

My kids have more patience for Santa to show up then most adults waiting to see if they drew a almost guaranteed archery tag.

My bad for stirring that pot last week.

 

[EYJONAS!]

My bad for stirring that pot last week.

Edited.... I wasn't talking about you though.

 

[MTGomer]

Thunder Chicken

Turkey hunters are something else.
It’s like bro, I’ve totally seen my grandma, running a 1970s era kitchen broom lay the smack down by ground swatting the shit out of them on the back porch.

 

[EYJONAS!]

Turkey hunters are something else.
It’s like bro, I’ve totally seen my grandma, running a 1970s era kitchen broom lay the smack down by ground swatting the shit out of them on the back porch.

LOOK AT HIS SPURS!!!! shoot those are a good inch and a half.....

 

[hank4elk]

As a former "Journeyman Framer" I detest the use of Keep Hammering by some...... the guy would be running away from every job I did. LOL

 

[deer_shooter]

Surprised its not been mentioned yet but every time I hear the word "kit", I cringe. Running stuff is up there as well. "Are you running that pack as part of your kit? Shoot me now.

 

[Nick87]

"Bro" is another one. I am not your "bro". Combine the two and I wish you get a bedbug infestation in your favorite sleeping bag.

Yup I hate it and "brother "

 

[Hilljackoutlaw]

Yup I hate it and "brother "

 

[Hunt&FishCO]

When everyone clearly knows the draw dates yet some fellow hunter continously asks......

When do you guys think they'll draw the tags?

Then about 20 people line it out on dates.

Then the next day......

Think they're starting to draw yet?

My kids have more patience for Santa to show up then most adults waiting to see if they drew a almost guaranteed archery tag.

...but for realz, when am I going to find out about my MT General Combo?! Asking for a friend...

 

[EYJONAS!]

...but for realz, when am I going to find out about my MT General Combo?! Asking for a friend...

I dunno ask 8dinks he's the Montana NR Guru....

 

[Nick87]

He gets a pass

 

[geetar]

Turkey hunters are something else.
It’s like bro, I’ve totally seen my grandma, running a 1970s era kitchen broom lay the smack down by ground swatting the shit out of them on the back porch.

Somehow this scene from Forrest Gump popped in my head when I read that

 

[D4570]

338/378 low recoil reduced load