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Clearly, you haven't noticed being passed by me.



Good luck with that.

See ya soon. :)
Never been passed by anyone from Iowa, never will, even if that means pit maneuvering them. In a semi I set the cruise at 85 and in a normal vehicle it’s set at 89 on the interstate.

I was once passed about 3am by a car from Illinois. I was in the hammer lane going 85 passing another semi, the Illinois plated SUV passed me in the median going about 120. I’m about 93% sure it was @nick87.
 
Never been passed by anyone from Iowa, never will, even if that means pit maneuvering them. In a semi I set the cruise at 85 and in a normal vehicle it’s set at 89 on the interstate.

I was once passed about 3am by a car from Illinois. I was in the hammer lane going 85 passing another semi, the Illinois plated SUV passed me in the median going about 120. I’m about 93% sure it was @nick87.
Everyone unbuckled & unmasked smirking atcha from the side window? ;)
 
I spend a lot of time on I80 in Nebraska. I’ve drawn several conclusions about people from different states. Mostly Iowa. Law enforcement must give speeding tickets out like candy in that state. I’ve yet to ever see someone from Iowa speeding. Generally they are going the speed limit to 5 under, which baffles me. If someone is Lolly gagging in the hammer lane, 9/10 it’s someone from Iowa. I’ve tried to be polite about it, but now I just run up on em and honk until they get over, the sad part is they don’t even know they did anything wrong. As a general rule in Nebraska you need to be going 5 over the limit to avoid being ran over. You can get away with anything 10mph over the limit and under in most cases on highways.

The Nebraska govt is gonna spend $500,000,000 of the Covid relief money on some new lake. I think it would be better spent building a wall on our eastern border to keep Iowans out. BUILD THAT WALL!
Interesting. I proposed a wall at on Iowas east side to keep out Illinoisans At one of the local republican platform meetings for 2020. It was immediately supported by others.
 
If I were king for the day slow cars in the hammer lane and not using your cruise would be capitol punishment. You could hang them from the overpass to set an example.

Nothing like passing 5 times the same person while trying to pass them in the left lane on cruise control...

That one idiot with a lazy foot every time I pass them at the exact same f'ing speed: "oh no you didn't"
 
Nothing like passing 5 times the same person while trying to pass them in the left lane on cruise control...

That one idiot with a lazy foot every time I pass them at the exact same f'ing speed: "oh no you didn't"
More than once I’ve played that game with someone. It usually ends with my wife asking me if blowing past them doing a ridiculous amount of speed and waving with one finger at them is really necessary. To add insult to injury she includes Do you think they can hear you swearing at them?
 
Interesting. I proposed a wall at on Iowas east side to keep out Illinoisans At one of the local republican platform meetings for 2020. It was immediately supported by others.
Instead of using taxpayer revenue for something practical like a wall to keep Illinoisans out our government says let’s try to pass a bill to limit how our DNR can better themselves.
 
Here in CO, roads often curve. That is when the NR who just passed you on the straight road becomes a BR (brake riding) SOB and slows you out of cruise control. Pass his/her/their dumb ass and he will repeat this antler dance clear to the state line. Mother frocking cork soakers
Watch out the "creeper"

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I pity the fool that doesn't love it when a plan comes together.
 

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