Kraven
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>Subject: Did you know?
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>If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
>enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
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>If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
>produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like
it!)
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>The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
to
>squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
>
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>A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
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>A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
>death. (Creepy.) (I'! m still not over the pig.)
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>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
>(Do not try this at home......maybe at work or school.)
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>The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
its
>body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
>("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
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>The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
>It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
>(30 minutes...can you imagine?)
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>The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
>(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
>
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>Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
>(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)
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>Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
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>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>(Hmmmmmm........)
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>Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed
>people do. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
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>Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
>(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
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>A cat's urine glows under a black light.
>(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
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>An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>(I know some people like that.)
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>Starfish have no brains.
>(I know some people like that too.)
>
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>Polar bears are left-handed.
>(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
>
>
>***************************************************************
>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
>( What about that pig?)
>
>
>If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
>enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
>****************************************************************
>
>If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
>produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like
it!)
>
>****************************************************************
>The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
to
>squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
>
>***************************************************************
>A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
>
>*********************************************************
>
>A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
>death. (Creepy.) (I'! m still not over the pig.)
>
>****************************************************************
>
>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
>(Do not try this at home......maybe at work or school.)
>***************************************************************
>The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
its
>body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
>("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
>
>****************************************************************
>
>The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
>It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
>(30 minutes...can you imagine?)
>
>****************************************************************
>The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
>(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
>
>*****************************************************! ***********
>Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
>(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)
>
>****************************************************************
>Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
>
>
>****************************************************************
>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>(Hmmmmmm........)
>***************************************************************
>
>Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed
>people do. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
>****************************************************************
>
>
>Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
>(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
>
>****************************************************************
>
>A cat's urine glows under a black light.
>(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
>****************************************************************
>
>An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>(I know some people like that.)
>
>****************************************************************
>Starfish have no brains.
>(I know some people like that too.)
>
>****************************************************************
>Polar bears are left-handed.
>(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
>
>
>***************************************************************
>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
>( What about that pig?)
