A little humour for your day

[noharleyyet]

 

[p_ham]

@p_ham to the courtesy phone...

 

[p_ham]

 

[Dsnow9]

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That’s his calling card. I ended up with one on mine as well!

 

[p_ham]

That’s his calling card. I ended up with one on mine as well!

Reserved for special clients!

 

[Forkyfinder]

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@The Hedgehog ?

 

[Tradewind]

Guilty!

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brail...

 

[Dave N]

 

[JV842]

 

[seeth07]

My wife just now: "so today I had to save a bumble bee. He was trapped in the house so I carefully captured him was able to release him unharmed back outside into my flowers."

Zero problem whacking a fish across the head in the boat or putting an arrow through a deer but killing a bee is just too much.

 

[mtmuley]

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I must be the only one on the planet that doesn't find this new thing funny. mtmuley

 

[Nick87]

My wife just now: "so today I had to save a bumble bee. He was trapped in the house so I carefully captured him was able to release him unharmed back outside into my flowers."

Zero problem whacking a fish across the head in the boat or putting an arrow through a deer but killing a bee is just too much.

She knows you need em to pollinate.

 

[Nick87]

I must be the only one on the planet that doesn't find this new thing funny. mtmuley

No, you and my wife.

 

[Dave N]

I must be the only one on the planet that doesn't find this new thing funny. mtmuley

Plus almost every picture I've seen of her she's with another woman. Makes me wonder if she has ever practiced what she preaches?

 

[seeth07]

She knows you need em to pollinate.

So your saying she knows a thing or two about the birds and the bees?

 

[Pucky Freak]

 

[hank4elk]

I must be the only one on the planet that doesn't find this new thing funny. mtmuley

You could "Aye Sir" or not say spit...

 

[duckhunt]

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OMG that just freaking cracked me up.

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[manitou1]

No, you and my wife.

My wife found mouse babies in the garage last summer. I had been trapping them as they were chewing the insulation under my hood, and my boots, and shop towels.

They came in quickly. I killed seventeen.

Meanwhile, my wife was trying to raise the babies that had fallen out from under my truck near the spare tire. I never found the nest.

Luckily, they died within a day and a half.