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A little humour for your day

My wife just now: "so today I had to save a bumble bee. He was trapped in the house so I carefully captured him was able to release him unharmed back outside into my flowers."

Zero problem whacking a fish across the head in the boat or putting an arrow through a deer but killing a bee is just too much.
 
My wife just now: "so today I had to save a bumble bee. He was trapped in the house so I carefully captured him was able to release him unharmed back outside into my flowers."

Zero problem whacking a fish across the head in the boat or putting an arrow through a deer but killing a bee is just too much.
She knows you need em to pollinate. 😉
 
No, you and my wife. 🙄
My wife found mouse babies in the garage last summer. I had been trapping them as they were chewing the insulation under my hood, and my boots, and shop towels.

They came in quickly. I killed seventeen.

Meanwhile, my wife was trying to raise the babies that had fallen out from under my truck near the spare tire. I never found the nest.

Luckily, they died within a day and a half. 😁
 
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