AZHUNTERR
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Subject: Wishful thinking!
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual
> >checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The
> >80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I have an
> >18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What
> >do you think about that?"
> >
> >The doctor considers his question for a minute ... and
> >says, "I have a friend who is an avid hunter and never
> >misses a season. One day when he was going out in a
> >bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella
> >rather than his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw
> >a beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised
> >his umbrella and went; "Bang, bang," and the beaver
> >fell over dead. What do you think about that?
> >
> >The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that
> >beaver."
> >
> >The doctor replied, "My point exactly.
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual
> >checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The
> >80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I have an
> >18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What
> >do you think about that?"
> >
> >The doctor considers his question for a minute ... and
> >says, "I have a friend who is an avid hunter and never
> >misses a season. One day when he was going out in a
> >bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella
> >rather than his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw
> >a beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised
> >his umbrella and went; "Bang, bang," and the beaver
> >fell over dead. What do you think about that?
> >
> >The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that
> >beaver."
> >
> >The doctor replied, "My point exactly.
