Moosie
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Welcome to our newest member, BarakObama
...Just Sayin'
Welcome to our newest member, BarakObama
...Just Sayin'
Welcome Mr Prezz
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noharleyyet
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..must be the real deal...no residency info provided.
I told him I would approve his registration under ther condition that he get approval from the crew.
So, right now, he is in "waiting approval" status, pending the request all of you make to have him our newest member.
Amazing part is that his IP address comes from Belarus, rather than Indonesia or Hawaii or DC. I knew they were trying to hide his identity, but man, to say he is a Rushkie just seems to be a bit overboard.
I saw where Nancy Pelosi and Harry Ried tried to register, also. Same with Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin. They hailed from such places as Tel Aviv, Krachi, Warsaw, and New Dehli. No wonder things are so screwed up in this country, all our opinion leaders are foreigners.
So, right now, he is in "waiting approval" status, pending the request all of you make to have him our newest member.
Amazing part is that his IP address comes from Belarus, rather than Indonesia or Hawaii or DC. I knew they were trying to hide his identity, but man, to say he is a Rushkie just seems to be a bit overboard.
I saw where Nancy Pelosi and Harry Ried tried to register, also. Same with Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin. They hailed from such places as Tel Aviv, Krachi, Warsaw, and New Dehli. No wonder things are so screwed up in this country, all our opinion leaders are foreigners.
drahthaar
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Nice
Who are these clucks!?
Who are these clucks!?
Gerald Martin
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drathaar- what do you mean??? Do you think he's fake? This is the place to be you know. Randy's message is causing some major ripples all across the hunting world and we are now the new trend setters.
I expect to be addressed as "Sir" from now on.
I've heard rumors that Big Fin is being considered for a Czar-ship.
I expect to be addressed as "Sir" from now on.
I've heard rumors that Big Fin is being considered for a Czar-ship.
Moosie
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Big Fin for President !!
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Yeah! When can HT-ers get some of that stimulas money Mr Prez? I've got some hunts I'd like to take.
montanadogs
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I knew there was something strange about my Commander in Chief! Jeeze who knew.
TOM IN TENNESSEE
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My heart goes out to our newest Progressive member on this day after tax day....he only netted around 3,5 million after taxes and is currently trying to figure out which ones of us to redistribute it to.....
shoots-straight
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If Fin runs as President, can I please be VP, can I, can I , please can I, I won't get in the way, I sit back and do nothing, maybe play with the interns a bit,, but by and large just wear new camo, and look stupid... Oh please oh please, I wanna be VP.
Nut
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I can't vote for Fin because he is a muslim.
Sure deal Shoots. But be warned, that I am nominating Dr. Jack Kevorkian for the Congressional "Physician in Residence." Hope he can do some good work over there with ailing members of Congress.
Hey Nut, what's with that comment. I don't offend easily, but damn, that was a kick in the crotch to a guy who is a regular worshiper of the Church or Monday Night Football. What cabinet position can I nominate you for, to gain your favor and cease this defamation of my standing as a bishop in the greatest church in America.
The rest of my cabinet would be something like this.
Buzz for Secretary of State. His diplomacy is one of a kind.
Putting Schmalt and Jose in charge of INS/ICE. They will have to work together, or nothing will get done, which if nothing gets done, no one will notice, as it is the same as what is happening today.
Harley would be my first appointment to the Supreme Court. Don't need a law degree for such, just some good old common sense, and such seems to be in abundance.
Lawnboy would get to manage the grounds of the White House. Not sure what the press would think when he has his wife out on the mower when she is eight months pregnant.
Moosie will be my nominee for the Secretary of Labor. He has tried more jobs than anyone I know, so he seems more qualified than the current Secretary.
Spitz will get a big promotion and be the Director of the FBI. Go with the man you can trust.
Drath can continue tinkering with his game cameras as Director of the CIA.
Thinking A-Con would be great as the Ambassador to the UN. He would probably save us a lot of money and not obligate us to be everything to every ally. And I think I would have him build a committee of Hunt Talkers to travel the world, taking inventory of the game animals to be found in the of the many countries who are members of the UN. Submit your request to him for assignment to a particular region.
Bugler would be the Surgeon General and all grade school kids would look in a lot better shape than the current shape many of them are in - round.
Thinking that Ovis would be the best suited as the Joint Chief of Staff. Bad news for Osama.
Greenhorn would be the director of NASA. If there is life beyond our planet, he will find it, he will kill it, and he will bring it home for all of us to see. And his pictures of such endeavors will be very good.
Oak will be nominated to lead the Department of Energy. Anyone as smart and calculated as him will find a way to use domestic resources in a way that enhances wildlife habitat and create energy alternatives that will make the oil of the Mideast worth less than the sand in their shorts.
Buschy will be my press Secretary. That guy can find a silver lining in a Tornado that just destroyed his house. The press doesn't have a chance with him.
Oh, better not forget this one. Mrs. Fin will be my intern.
Every President needs an intern, right?Eli Grimmett will be head of a new department - BPAP, or better described as the Big Pronghorn Abundancy Project. Of all the things a President can waste money on, that one seems like a worthy cause, from my perspective.
Gerald Martin will be the Treasury Secretary. He seems like a no nonsense kind of guy, and probably has no interest in the weeping and wailing of Wall Street guys wanting more handouts. He can even hire some domestic help and fail to file the payroll reports, if he chooses.
Randy11 will be take over the Department of Education. Since he is closest to college age, his experience in the ineptitude of university administration will allow him the best perspective of how to run that joint.
MTMiller would take over as head of the Department of Interior. The public grounds will see great improvement for wildlife.
Van Franke will take over the USDA, as he seems to know a lot about farming and how to keep lots of animals around while doing so.
1_Pointer would be Inspector General. He seems like a detailed kind of guy. Might get that operation on track.
Cornell2012 and Little Oscar are going to be in charge of the Social Security Administration. They are too young to ever see any SS, and given they are both math geniuses, maybe they will find a way to defy the laws of math that would allow people to get out more than what they put in, and not have the system go bankrupt in the process.
I am running out of time, but will go through the rest of the recent Hunt Talk posts and assign more positions to my cabinet, if elected Prez.
Hope this is a good start to my candidacy. Thinking Cornfed could get me started in the Iowa primaries next winter.
Here is the foundation of my administration:
1. A sheep tag for every Hunt Talker who applies.
2. If you are a sniveler and whiner, you will get deported to Europe. You will fit in just fine there.
3. If you think you are owed a living, you are right. It will be a very sparse and meager living working your butt off, unless you figure out how to be useful and productive.
4. If your candidate did not win, shut up and get over it.
5. Political parties will be illegal.
6. There are no companies too big to fail.
7. The government will not own any businesses.
8. The government will not worry about what you do with your personal life and personal decisions. We are too busy trying to figure out what to do with this government to worry about what you are doing with your person liberties.
9. The 2nd Amendment will be written in stone above the steps of the US Supreme Court, as a reminder for those who think that the 2nd Amendment is less important than all the others.
10. The former head of the USSR KGB will take over the US Department of Corrections. Jail and prison will actually be a money making endeavor to the US taxpayer. You came to jail to pay for your sins. You will pay, and it will be a jail, not a resort.
Unlike most candidates, I am not too set in my ways, so let me know any additional nominees or platform planks I can add.
Dink Shooter and WYDeerhunter seem like some pretty witty guys, not sure where to put them. HMMMMM.
Crittergetter will be in charge of the USFWS, and more specifically, the Grizzly Bear management in the lower 48.
Bambistew needs to be in charge of USDOT. Thinking an engineer might be best suited for that job, rather than the slick embezzlers of the past.
Tom and Tom in Tennessee, where you guys want to be appointed to? Conway? Drake4? Duncan? TBone? Others?
I am sure I am offending some by forgetting names here, so let me know your desired position, and qualifications. Or, if you see some glaring omission and know a great person to help me out, serve them up for nomination.
Who wants to be Sergeant of Arms in the Senate. Sorry, hands off the young interns.
FEMA director position is open. Anyone wanting the Health and Human Services position? With the new health care law, that should be full of graft and corruption.
Hey Elk_Hunter, can I get you to run the internet? Al Gore invented it, but a software engineer like you should be able to keep it moving along.
Wally Dog needs to keep the wild turkey population in tact and abundant, so invent a department for that.
CJCJ, what say you become the Director or Homeland Security?
Sturge can pretty much name his position.
AZ402 is going to be my personal hunting assistant. Teddy Roosevelt had some hunting assistants, so why can't I? Any other guys wanting in on these positions, sign up. You will report to Stan. Thinking we will make sure the hunting in the following areas are up to par, so we pretty much need some "on the ground testers." Please submit your nominations for such.
>AZ Strip mule deer
>MT Bighorn sheep health may need some confirmation
>Utah elk should be inspected
>WY Red Desert antelope must be sampled early and sampled often.
>Iowa whitetail might need to be controlled, and Kansas sampled for genetic mutation
>Colorado mule deer will be honored with a place above the Lincoln Room fireplace
>Need to know if Desert Sheep hunting should be re-opened in Nellis AFB, Nevada. Volunteers please.
>Wyoming Grizzlies should be sampled.
>Idaho Shiras Moose would feel neglected if left off the list.
>Maine Black Bear cannot go unattended
>SD Pheasants
I am thinking the hunting assistant position is probably the best position in my cabinet. Should be plenty of volunteers Stan, so grade them hard when selecting these every important positions.
These positions will require you supply your own ammo, but the pay and benefits is equal to those holding the less important jobs in Congress.
We will move administrative headquarter to Alaska every September, with all employees required to take up arms in providing for their families
January will celebrate national "wear a coyote coat" week. Newly appointed Director of ADC, Breaks Runner, will see to it that such we properly promote such.
Wow, looks like my first 100 days will be pretty exciting.
Who is going to run this campaign? Hey, I just realized, we need a campaign manager. Anyone good at raising money, talking a lot without saying anything of substance, not committing me to anything, and handling the sharks of the press?
Dang, guess this ship sunk before it even left the dock. Oh well, thanks for your support and encouragement.
Crittergetter will be in charge of the USFWS, and more specifically, the Grizzly Bear management in the lower 48.
Bambistew needs to be in charge of USDOT. Thinking an engineer might be best suited for that job, rather than the slick embezzlers of the past.
Tom and Tom in Tennessee, where you guys want to be appointed to? Conway? Drake4? Duncan? TBone? Others?
I am sure I am offending some by forgetting names here, so let me know your desired position, and qualifications. Or, if you see some glaring omission and know a great person to help me out, serve them up for nomination.
Who wants to be Sergeant of Arms in the Senate. Sorry, hands off the young interns.
FEMA director position is open. Anyone wanting the Health and Human Services position? With the new health care law, that should be full of graft and corruption.
Hey Elk_Hunter, can I get you to run the internet? Al Gore invented it, but a software engineer like you should be able to keep it moving along.
Wally Dog needs to keep the wild turkey population in tact and abundant, so invent a department for that.
CJCJ, what say you become the Director or Homeland Security?
Sturge can pretty much name his position.
AZ402 is going to be my personal hunting assistant. Teddy Roosevelt had some hunting assistants, so why can't I? Any other guys wanting in on these positions, sign up. You will report to Stan. Thinking we will make sure the hunting in the following areas are up to par, so we pretty much need some "on the ground testers." Please submit your nominations for such.
>AZ Strip mule deer
>MT Bighorn sheep health may need some confirmation
>Utah elk should be inspected
>WY Red Desert antelope must be sampled early and sampled often.
>Iowa whitetail might need to be controlled, and Kansas sampled for genetic mutation
>Colorado mule deer will be honored with a place above the Lincoln Room fireplace
>Need to know if Desert Sheep hunting should be re-opened in Nellis AFB, Nevada. Volunteers please.
>Wyoming Grizzlies should be sampled.
>Idaho Shiras Moose would feel neglected if left off the list.
>Maine Black Bear cannot go unattended
>SD Pheasants
I am thinking the hunting assistant position is probably the best position in my cabinet. Should be plenty of volunteers Stan, so grade them hard when selecting these every important positions.
These positions will require you supply your own ammo, but the pay and benefits is equal to those holding the less important jobs in Congress.
We will move administrative headquarter to Alaska every September, with all employees required to take up arms in providing for their families
January will celebrate national "wear a coyote coat" week. Newly appointed Director of ADC, Breaks Runner, will see to it that such we properly promote such.
Wow, looks like my first 100 days will be pretty exciting.
Who is going to run this campaign? Hey, I just realized, we need a campaign manager. Anyone good at raising money, talking a lot without saying anything of substance, not committing me to anything, and handling the sharks of the press?
Dang, guess this ship sunk before it even left the dock. Oh well, thanks for your support and encouragement.
montanadogs
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Rewrite the star treaty and allow the testing of nukes in Afgan, iran, etc I'll be happy. Would be nice to see some job satisfaction right now. Fin for Pres. Oh, If I could be promoted to General that would be nice.
montanadogs
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:hump: I'll get on that right away.
Gerald Martin
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Hey!!!! Finally a political campaign I could get excited about.
Big Fin, out of deep appreciation for the important cabinet position I've been entrusted with I'm here to pledge that your slogan will be fulfilled.
"Hunt when you can- You're gonna run out of health before you run out of money."
Yes, Dear Leader, we can take care of the money problems. Think you can handle the books and keep the IRS off our backs?
Big Fin, out of deep appreciation for the important cabinet position I've been entrusted with I'm here to pledge that your slogan will be fulfilled.
"Hunt when you can- You're gonna run out of health before you run out of money."
Yes, Dear Leader, we can take care of the money problems.
Think you can handle the books and keep the IRS off our backs?
shoots-straight
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We can't loose. Im going to start planning my upland game bird hunt in Wyoming . Who wants to go hunting with the VP?
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