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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male
buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a
tall
mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the
buffalo
with the shotgun, causing parts of animal to splatter everywhere, then
just
walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand
pulling
another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says
to
the waiter, "Me want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from
yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for upper management
position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others
to
clean up, disappear for rest of day.
buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a
tall
mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the
buffalo
with the shotgun, causing parts of animal to splatter everywhere, then
just
walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand
pulling
another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says
to
the waiter, "Me want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from
yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for upper management
position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others
to
clean up, disappear for rest of day.
