Valentines day... oh great
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Well, we know how Moosie's Vday turned out. Would hate to have been a fly on the wall for that celebration. 
Most of us are gentlemen and refuse to kiss and tell. But hopefully Miller and Greenhorn aren't too chafed to let us know if they had any luck with the lonely ladies sittin on barstools last night. Do we have any other token single guys around here?
Most of us are gentlemen and refuse to kiss and tell. But hopefully Miller and Greenhorn aren't too chafed to let us know if they had any luck with the lonely ladies sittin on barstools last night. Do we have any other token single guys around here?
The Hedgehog
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One word -- FAT
Tom
New member
I thought about buying this Valentine pendent for my old girlfriends, it has a message on it, for real, I saw the add,
"You left footprints on my heart."
They stepped all over it, some of them. haha I talked with 3 of them last night, its not easy being single, but I can deal with it ok.
"You left footprints on my heart."
They stepped all over it, some of them. haha I talked with 3 of them last night, its not easy being single, but I can deal with it ok.
DRAFTSTUD
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Tom, It is a lot easier to get un-single (Clement talk) than it is to get single! We married guys look up to you and Greeny!!! John
Dinkshooter
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noharleyyet
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Diamond Commercial
The Beatles lied...you can buy love.
The Beatles lied...you can buy love.
Tom
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Fat can be good, especially as you get older. You squeeze and you don't hit bone, that's a good thing. They jiggle more. They appreciate a guy more. Lower your standards, you might like it.
A wise man just rents.humpThe Beatles lied...you can buy love.
Dinkshooter
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Tom is my hero.
How about a permanent thread with nothing but Tom quotes?
"The Quotable Tom"?
Good for when you are on hash, acid, mushrooms or just good and drunk.
noharleyyet
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DRAFTSTUD
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Tumescence is the quality or state of being tumescent or swollen. Tumescence usually refers to the engorgement with blood (vascular congestion) of the erectile tissues, marking sexual excitedness and possible readiness for sexual activity. The tumescent sexual organ in men is the penis and in women is the clitoris or in the wrist of men who can't get laid on a regular basis. (See State of Montana vs Miller)
Regularly, men who experience erectile dysfunction are given a nocturnal penile tumescence (NPT) test, usually over a three day period. Such a test detects the presence of an erection occurring during sleep using either (1) a small, portable computer connected to two bands placed around the shaft of the penis which records penile tumescence, or (2) a band of paper tape with perforations (like postage stamps) that is fit snugly around the shaft of the penis and will break at the perforations during penile tumescence.
The goal of nocturnal penile tumescence testing is to determine whether a man can experience an erection while sleeping after reporting he is unable to experience any while awake. If a man does obtain an erection while sleeping, but cannot obtain one while awake, a psychological cause is usually suspected. Else, if a man does not obtain an erection in either state, a physiological cause is usually suspected. Usually, a patient suffers from the former
Regularly, men who experience erectile dysfunction are given a nocturnal penile tumescence (NPT) test, usually over a three day period. Such a test detects the presence of an erection occurring during sleep using either (1) a small, portable computer connected to two bands placed around the shaft of the penis which records penile tumescence, or (2) a band of paper tape with perforations (like postage stamps) that is fit snugly around the shaft of the penis and will break at the perforations during penile tumescence.
The goal of nocturnal penile tumescence testing is to determine whether a man can experience an erection while sleeping after reporting he is unable to experience any while awake. If a man does obtain an erection while sleeping, but cannot obtain one while awake, a psychological cause is usually suspected. Else, if a man does not obtain an erection in either state, a physiological cause is usually suspected. Usually, a patient suffers from the former
Tom
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How about doing a 280, eh? Who's into that one? ,,, he always pauses like that ,,, ,,, Wonder what he's doing and thinking during the ,,, ?
Please elaborate on that. Are you saying you hogged?
Moosie
Grand poopa
Either that or the 2 smaller ones he took home weight combined added up....
The Hedgehog
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2 fat ones.
Bachelor party tonight. I'm on a roll. It's a close as I'll ever get to a walrus.
Bachelor party tonight. I'm on a roll. It's a close as I'll ever get to a walrus.
Dinkshooter
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Plug your nose and go for it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
elkay
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I never Had a "10" before. But.. last year I Had five "2's". elkay
elkay
Whiskers
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I am laughin two days later over that.
Whats really sad, is on Valentines day, all these guys are on the internet, including me.
