Valentines day... oh great

[Tom]

My sweetie and I had a nice lunch together but both worked today. I gave her roses and she liked it a lot. We have a great weekend planned, but tonight is cut short and eat at home (elk burgers and she told me to let her spice them up just now). I can't believe I"m posting this stuff here, even more surprising I'm happily following her orders although it makes me nervous. Its the off season, what the heck.

 

[schmalts]

Got back from my Doc appt.. Wife asked what the doc said and i said "He said i need to get more sex and lingerie" She wasn't too impressed. Then i showed her the Lobster tails i bought and that was so-so. The card was too mushy for her.... no pleasing this woman i tell ya

 

[MattK]

Schmalts...you have a wierd doctor if he says you need more lingerie. Don't you have a closet full already?

 

[Moosie]

My sweetie and I had a nice lunch together but both worked today. I gave her roses and she liked it a lot. We have a great weekend planned, but tonight is cut short and eat at home (elk burgers and she told me to let her spice them up just now). I can't believe I"m posting this stuff here, even more surprising I'm happily following her orders although it makes me nervous. Its the off season, what the heck.

Did you say your sweetie wants you to spice up your meat tom ?

Hey, don't worry, anything goes here... Post away. She's older then 16 right ?

 

[Moosie]

no pleasing this woman i tell ya

I'm guessing a good 6" would please her... Now, if you only had another 4.

 

[Tom]

She likes to spice up my meat. I gotta go, talk to you all later.

 

[280]

She likes to spice up my meat. I gotta go, talk to you all later.

just shows ya ,,there is someone out there for everyone

 

[guppie9]

I shaved my balls.

 

[Delw]

this has got to be the funniest thread i've seen in a long time.

 

[schmalts]

I'm guessing a good 6" would please her... Now, if you only had another 4.

I do, just have to do it 2 more times.
I tell ya, Miller has it easy. After he pleases himself and his hand, he can keep his hand company by giving it a beer to cuddle with

 

[1_pointer]

The Mail Order Bride's at work... Guess I'm back to being single for the night and partying like miller...

 

[The Hedgehog]

I'm going to shower up and see if I can go find a valentine

 

[elk_hunter]

Be careful of those wonderful, toothless bar hags...unless that's what you're looking for.

 

[idhuntingfool]

man this is funny and i thought i had it bad being sick on v-day the vasaline vday gang that is what you all are from here on out. Might be comming moosies way sometime soon to get the income taxes. Shall the sheep be scared....moosie do you have pink fuzzy slippers for vday, maybe at the gym you can find a good he-biatch to spend it with you and it will make the wifey happy she dont have to see your thong undies for the night ha ha man drugs are great when they are prescribed

 

[ashersdad]

I had two dozen roses sent to my wife. She loved them so much she bought some lingerie today (for my present).hump Now I just have to get the kids to go to bed at a decent hour.

 

[elk_hunter]

Nice, ashersdad! I hope my wife does the same!

 

[Ovis]

I've been in Vegas the past two weeks. I had flowers and napoleon pastry delivered to her. Tried to get a singing candy-gram, but couldn't find anyone stupid enough to do it.

Since I didn't get anything from her, I went down to Las Vegas Blvd and purchased my gift from her...twice. What happens in Vegas, ahhh you know the cliche.

 

[Moosie]

Man, I got the Atomic Butt PEE !!! I bailed on the gym and spent most of the evening hunched over the throne. Nice huh ? Now it's 4:35 AM, been up for about an hour...... What to do, throw up, read Hunttalk or download adult content on the net. Tough decision

Please don't stand within 20' of my backside today !!!!!!!!

 

[DRAFTSTUD]

Does'nt that just Burn your Ass! What a Bummer! I had that 2 years ago, went to throw up and chit on the wall.....wife sure was Mad!!! John

 

[schmalts]

Man, I got the Atomic Butt PEE !!! I bailed on the gym and spent most of the evening hunched over the throne. Nice huh ? Now it's 4:35 AM, been up for about an hour...... What to do, throw up, read Hunttalk or download adult content on the net. Tough decision

Please don't stand within 20' of my backside today !!!!!!!!

I have heard of homos that thought up lame excuses to not have to service the wife but this one takes the cake....
You need me to fly out to ID with my 2" and get the job done for ya? I could pop a viagra and muster up another 1/4 inch i bet