Tinder/Hinge/dating apps in general

[The Hedgehog]

Who be sending all these hoes I be bagging off them then. BIG PIMPIN

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[Dubz337]

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‘Here’s two dollars, go get some dish powder and keep it clean for me next time’

That might have to go in the tinder bio

 

[TrumpkinTheDwarf]

WTF did I just read?!?! Never been on a dating app. Happily married for 8 years now.

 

[LuketheDog]

WTF did I just read?!?! Never been on a dating app. Happily married for 8 years now.

Yeah, I'm going to work extra hard to keep my marriage together. This all sounds entertaining, but no thanks!

 

[SD_Prairie_Goat]

Can’t blame them for wanting to avoid factory farmed meat. Though here in MT it’s nice knowing you can drive up the road and see where a lot of locally served beef comes from.

I still call that factory farmed beef though... If it's 5 beefs in a feed lot or 5000 beefs it really makes no difference at the end of the day to me.

Locally butchered at a small butcher shop does add a little weight if I'm being honest. Slaughter houses disgust me

 

[rjthehunter]

Yeah, I'm going to work extra hard to keep my marriage together. This all sounds entertaining, but no thanks!

WTF did I just read?!?! Never been on a dating app. Happily married for 8 years now.

Hey don't' judge. It's a great way to make the best out of a bad situation!

Should you ever find yourself in one of these bad situations, you'll be grateful for dating apps!

 

[NR_Hunter]

Horse girl husband here too. Spent two years in college at a school with a huge equine science program and talked shit about horse girls the whole time because they generally lived up to all the negative stereotypes. Lots of spoiled daddy’s girls getting a degree that won’t provide a job that will even get remotely close to paying for horses. I’m assuming most equine science majors have a plan to find a new daddy after to college to fund their horse fun times.


I really did hit the lottery finding a non-psycho horse girl.

 

[Pagosa]

Horse girls are a whole nother kind o’ crazy. My theory? They’ve been trained since they could walk that they can control 1,200 pounds of raw athleticism, ignore it for months on end and expect it to be happy to see them at a moments notice, and have someone else foot the bill for the entire experience. Not to mention “other” unrealistic expectations regarding a common idiom.

Horse girls are short-fused, spoiled, irrational, unrealistic, and controlling. Never again. For the uninitiated- don’t try it. Stay away. They’re a trap that has led many a happy man to his doom. You won’t realize it until it’s too late.

Here you go, bonus she is from Utah

 

[Elkmagnet]

I think it's best that I missed out on all of this if it's that easy now. Not much for self control and I don't like burning when I pee.

 

[TexAg09]

Some of the craziest women I've ever met we were horse women, I'm not talking about the type that just love horses. Beware of crazy horse women single guys

"Horse women are just crazy cat ladies with money..." - A random dude I met in FL - It holds true!

 

[Elkmagnet]

Here you go, bonus she is from Utah

@R.K. 3rd times a charm!

 

[TexAg09]

Several years back a coworker was on one site, so a buddy made up a fake woman's profile saying how much she enjoyed hunting, fishing, hiking, etc and posted it to the site, hoping our coworker would respond so we could bust his chops. So many of the responses were so out there, it made feel sorry for the women that actually might have to deal with that. Some downright creepy.

Might be a good way to get some good scouting reports/honey holes coordinates....

 

[Elkmagnet]

Might be a good way to get some good scouting reports/honey holes coordinates....

Honestly, be a man and get your new spots from a scorned divorced woman. Then you know you are getting real info. You won't get a good hunters spots catfishing the man.

 

[R.K.]

@R.K. 3rd times a charm!

NO IT ABSOLUTELY WAS NOT. Took more than 3 to get a statistically significant sample size…

 

[noharleyyet]

Honestly, be a man and get your new spots from a scorned divorced woman. Then you know you are getting real info. You won't get a good hunters spots catfishing the man.

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[2rocky]

Here you go, bonus she is from Utah

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[MThuntr]

Horse girls are a whole nother kind o’ crazy. My theory? They’ve been trained since they could walk that they can control 1,200 pounds of raw athleticism, ignore it for months on end and expect it to be happy to see them at a moments notice, and have someone else foot the bill for the entire experience. Not to mention “other” unrealistic expectations regarding a common idiom.

Horse girls are short-fused, spoiled, irrational, unrealistic, and controlling. Never again. For the uninitiated- don’t try it. Stay away. They’re a trap that has led many a happy man to his doom. You won’t realize it until it’s too late.

A buddy met a horse girl/vet tech on Tinder about 2 years ago while she was on vacation at Yellowstone. 6 months later they were planning a forever life together in MT where she could bring her 2 hayburners, 3 dogs, and cat. Of course, the location HAD to be the Bitterroot since that's where Yellowstone is filmed. April last year he bought a doublewide on 5 acres of beat up horse ghetto. Now after a year they have 3 horses, 5 dogs, and a cat. She controls his very existence and has a meltdown when she's not happy.

 

[NR_Hunter]

A buddy met a horse girl/vet tech on Tinder about 2 years ago while she was on vacation at Yellowstone. 6 months later they were planning a forever life together in MT where she could bring her 2 hayburners, 3 dogs, and cat. Of course, the location HAD to be the Bitterroot since that's where Yellowstone is filmed. April last year he bought a doublewide on 5 acres of beat up horse ghetto. Now after a year they have 3 horses, 5 dogs, and a cat. She controls his very existence and has a meltdown when she's not happy.

Need to add a barf emoji reaction.

 

[Forkyfinder]

Def not horses as previously said. Can be an auto dq.

 

[noharleyyet]

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