This has been bothering me for a while.

[Hammsolo]

And you wash your hands. You don't worsh them.

Too plus to minus two = too.

Oh man!!!! Worsh is the freaking worst! Worshington???

 

[noharleyyet]

Oh man!!!! Worsh is the freaking worst! Worshington???

*warsh

 

[BrentD]

I cannot in good faith do business if "silencer" is in the name of your firearm shop, and I am skeptical of anyone's shooting intelligence who does

Check out what the first inventor called it on his patent.

 

[Treeshark]

Extraneous apostrophe's.

Including it's.

It's all good. Incorrect. Its all good.

Possessive: "It rubs the lotion on it's skin." Correct

I think you might have this backwards (because the English language is goofy like that).

Possessive: its.
Contraction of “it” and “is”: it’s.

 

[Treeshark]

*warsh

Ever heard of “Irshpeming” in Michigan’s Upper Penninsula?

You won’t find it on a map, but a bunch of people up there know right where that is!

 

[Cousin Basil]

I cringe when someone asks for advise instead of advice.

 

[elkduds]

I think you might have this backwards (because the English language is goofy like that).

Possessive: its.
Contraction of “it” and “is”: it’s.

Oh, man, I was completely and self-righteously wrong.
Though they're pronounced the same, there's a big difference in meaning between its and it's.

1. Its (without an apostrophe) is the possessive form of it, so it means “belonging to it.” “The cat ate its food.”
2. It's (with an apostrophe) is a contraction (shortened form) of it is or it has. “It's almost Christmas.” It's my bad. It's a good thing you guys are gentle in your corrections. It's a bitch to be wrong.
3. 

 

[Sytes]

"Irregardless"...

 

[44hunter45]

Extraneous apostrophe's.

Including it's.

It's all good. Incorrect. Its all good.

Possessive: "It rubs the lotion on it's skin." Correct

Its vs. It’s: Learn the Difference

Have you ever mixed up its and it’s and then realized you don’t actually know for certain when the apostrophe is needed and when it…

www.grammarly.com

 

[44hunter45]

People who say they are "running" some piece of gear. Did they steal it? Are they late?


People who have to post music to communicate.

 

[mdhunter]

I cringe when someone asks for advise instead of advice.

Plenty of that goes around in these parts, lol.

 

[Bigjay73]

Revisionist history.

You silencer guys are easily triggered. Y'all should learn to suppress your emotions a bit

 

[Beignet]

And you wash your hands. You don't worsh them.

Too plus to minus two = too.

My hillbilly hometown brethren also use “worsh.” My mom beat it out of me at an early age though.

 

[Beignet]

My work has labels placed on everything or where everything should be put. You guessed it, the sign for the mobile vise reads, VICE.
Management decided to leave it.

Is that drawer full of cocaine and dirty magazines?

 

[p_ham]

Not if you leave me with it. I have a 12# sledge hammer...

You don't want a muzzel break on your hex-barrel rifle?

 

[Bigjay73]

Check out what the first inventor called it on his patent.

It morphed from silencer to suppressor to mor accurately describe it, only bad Hollywood writers call it a silencer. Maybe it's just a military thing, but what do those guys know about weapons. Every time I hear a civilian call it a silencer I picture them dressed in tacticool gear, jerking one to the Steven Segal poster glued to the ceiling over their bed, only it's not glue holding it in place

 

[SFC B]

The pineapple on pizza thing used to really bother me (I HAD a body altering bad experience!!!!) until I lived in Italy. They will literally put anything on a pizza. A big favorite in Northern Italy is wurstel e patatine fritte (hotdog and french fry) due largley to the influx of German tourists. My favorite pizzeria had an 8 page menu of variations.

 

[BrentD]

It morphed from silencer to suppressor to mor accurately describe it, only bad Hollywood writers call it a silencer. Maybe it's just a military thing, but what do those guys know about weapons. Every time I hear a civilian call it a silencer I picture them dressed in tacticool gear, jerking one to the Steven Segal poster glued to the ceiling over their bed, only it's not glue holding it in place

Your imagination is overly fertile, imho. I like the tradition of what the inventor called it.

Every time I hear someone go on about military vocabulary, I do get the same Segal image.

 

[mxracer317]

Magazines vs. clips and just to be sure magazine clips.

Enjoy!

 

[BAKPAKR]

Look at the horns on that buck!