GunNut76
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The Horse And Chicken
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse
falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the
chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.
The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be
found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud
hole and ties some rope around the bumper.
He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend,
the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!
A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in
the meadow again and the chicken falls into the mud hole.
The chicken yells to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.
The horse says, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So
he stretches over the width of the hole and says, "Grab
for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up."
And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story: If you are hung like a
horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up a chick.
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse
falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the
chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.
The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be
found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud
hole and ties some rope around the bumper.
He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend,
the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!
A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in
the meadow again and the chicken falls into the mud hole.
The chicken yells to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.
The horse says, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So
he stretches over the width of the hole and says, "Grab
for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up."
And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story: If you are hung like a
horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up a chick.
