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[VikingsGuy]

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Wrong pic . . . Fixed it for you . . .

 

[Dubz337]

Wrong pic . . . Fixed it for you . . .

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Ew gross

 

[noharleyyet]

Congressman, but yeah he was on life support. Also given his personal ambition and making whatever deal needed, he might have picked about as good as we were going to get.

Most of us can't wrap our mind around the thought of being the president. For the few that the urge is there, it is obviously all consuming.

It is a human failing that, the people most drawn to power, are very likely among the worst to actually have it.

Lastly it is is such a deserved honor to have the 2000th post in this very important thread. It might be the most important thread on any board, in the history of the internet. As some might know, my legal bills are higher than I would prefer. So, if you could see your way to order a pair of my GOLDEN sneakers, priced below their true value, it would help me come up with the bond I need to post in just a few days. IF you order ten pairs, I will throw in a diploma from my university, which puts you in rare company.

I'm good for sneakers..

 

[Hilljackoutlaw]

The fact you guys are debating which of a couple of VP nominations is more of a schnitzel guzzling moron is awesome!

 

[Nick87]

schnitzel guzzling

No debate in that particular category.

 

[Nick87]

GOLDEN sneakers, priced below their true value, it would help me come up with the bond I need to post in just a few days.

Gonna wear my new golden sneakers on my way to pick out the latest piece at the art gallery by Hunter.

 

[Hilljackoutlaw]

No debate in that particular category.

Idk...I'll need to hear more in depth the stories that @brymoore has to make a final ruling.

 

[Nick87]

Idk...I'll need to hear more in depth the stories that @brymoore has to make a final ruling.

My bad I thought we were talking about actual vp. Carry on.

 

[BAKPAKR]

T

You're a smart guy too...
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One has a law degree from Cal
the other got a communications degree from idaho...

We've all shared that degrees don't mean everything, but they don't mean nothing either cowboy.

Hay, eye take a fence at that commint cuz eye gotta commewnikashon dagree from Idahoe to.

 

[VikingsGuy]

I'm good for sneakers..
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I may not have gotten my sneakers, but did get my t-shirt . . . .

 

[brymoore]

Idk...I'll need to hear more in depth the stories that @brymoore has to make a final ruling.

No texting back then. Drunk phone calls asking if she was up. He said she was a sure thing.

 

[Hilljackoutlaw]

No texting back then. Drunk phone calls asking if she was up. He said she was a sure thing.

Bless her big dumb heart.

 

[ismith]

Hows the micropenis stretching going anyways, they gonna have to put a stent in?

 

[Benfromalbuquerque]

You're a smart guy too...
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One has a law degree from Cal
the other got a communications degree from idaho...

We've all shared that degrees don't mean everything, but they don't mean nothing either cowboy.

What I gathered here is that there were five institutions, six enrollments total. The totality of this leads me to the conclusion that Palin’s abstinence only morals arrived later in life. Because that’s college, baby. I knew lesbians in college who still got dick.

 

[406dn]

I'm good for sneakers..
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Did I mention they make terrific gifts. Order ten in various sizes, for your grandkids, nephews, nieces, and any other beloved family member. As a one time only available to you offer, each sneaker will come with guaranteed admission to my university. Many people say there will never be a better deal. This offer is time sensitive, I cannot assure that it will be good, a week from now. You know what people say about me making good on my word.

 

[406dn]

No texting back then. Drunk phone calls asking if she was up. He said she was a sure thing.

So you're saying she stayed up late studying?

 

[VikingsGuy]

 

[Irrelevant]

T

Hay, eye take a fence at that commint cuz eye gotta commewnikashon dagree from Idahoe to.

My new hire is the first Vandal we have and shockingly, he writes just like you!

 

[Irrelevant]

I knew lesbians in college who still got dick.

didn't we all?

 

[brymoore]

So you're saying she stayed up late studying?

Gen X was a party generation at college. She was drunk.