The Big Snip - How bad is it?

[perma]

Nope. Ibuprofen.

What a bunch of cheapo’s! Least they coulda done is hook you up with a small dose. Posi vibes your way.

Should’ve went to WA. My dad got oxy for his hairball diagnosis of gout in urgent care as a visiting customer. Crazy what I learned about health care at 18 years old.

 

[noharleyyet]

For some reason, these balloons popped up in my feed.

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[Addicting]

Headed to the doc now…

We need a status report on how hot the Nurse was.

 

[Bob-WY]

Take the weekend off, no problem

Best part is after that, you aren't "clean" until you flush out the remaining sperm. How often do you have doctors orders to boink your wife non stop til you have a couple of negative tests?

 

[BackofBeyond]

We need a status report on how hot the Nurse was.

Cute, but not hot.

 

[Pucky Freak]

Shave your own junk too! Unless, you’re ok with some fat nurse grabbing ahold of your Penis and shaving your sac with no regard for safety.

Great advice.

Caveat: Do not be like me and use Lectric Shave

 

[cgasner1]

Great advice.

Caveat: Do not be like me and use Lectric Shave
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Absolutely not clicking that link

 

[grizzly_]

Take the weekend off, no problem

Best part is after that, you aren't "clean" until you flush out the remaining sperm. How often do you have doctors orders to boink your wife non stop til you have a couple of negative tests?

Mine actually gave me a Punch Card

 

[westbranch]

Mine actually gave me a Punch Card

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[rjthehunter]

Mine actually gave me a Punch Card

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So you do 30, then take your card in to the doctor and they give you a free one?

 

[Pucky Freak]

20 minutes…


Last night my wife said she would have another baby if she was guaranteed it was a girl. I said “You have 12 hours.”

 

[brymoore]

This is one of the saddest threads in the history of Hunt talk.

 

[Pucky Freak]

WARNING - GRAPHIC

Seems like individual experiences vary quite a bit. My anesthesia kicked in about 3/4 the way through the procedure. It’s not a big snip - it’s 6: two scrotum incisions, and 4 vas deferens snips. I’ve been kicked in the testicles before, but this was like having them in a vice for ten minutes (the last 3 mins were just pressure and tugging, like others reported). The cauterizing of the open ends doesn’t hurt - I don’t think there are nerves in the tubes.

I’d rate the pain 9.5/10. I did a number biting on my fingers.



Doc said go to my “happy place”. That lasted all of five seconds, and then it was just preferring finger pain over the other pain. He kept asking me to tell him how I was doing - all I would say is “keeping going, doc.”

This is mostly antiseptic + a little pool of blood from each side.


I may have to forgo macaroni noodles for the rest of the year.


Afterwards doc said my lips about matched the white bedsheet. My clothes are soaked in sweat. Ice and rest for the weekend.

Overall, 10/10, do recommend. What’s a little pain, anyhow?

 

[Pucky Freak]

Had it done, great decision and easy as pie. It’s a super common Oreo duet and the vast, vast majority of people do great. It’s the squeaky wheels that are the loudest and don’t let that scare you.

 

[Pucky Freak]

Until my dying day, I’ll never forget the feeling of that second needle going in. It felt like they tried to rip the kidneys out of my stomach via my nuts.

I even got the 3rd needle. Apparently they wanted to go after my other kidney too.

 

[Bob-WY]

If you feel pain SAY SOMETHING. You shouldn't feel pain, the tugging is uncomfortable but not pain. The only pain should be the needle to numb, anything else, say something and they will fix it. Second side, I felt it, said something and they took care of it, then no pain

 

[OntarioHunter]

This belongs in the "Facing Your Fears" thread.

 

[Lmwmihunter76]

Got mine done felt great the next day, probably over did it the next few days. My junk got swelled up and was all bruised up, it was not good.

 

[OntarioHunter]

Got mine done felt great the next day, probably over did it the next few days. My junk got swelled up and was all bruised up, it was not good.

This forum requires photographic proof of trophy specs. You should at least provide some measurements. Otherwise you're just blowing hot air.

 

[Dave N]

This forum requires photographic proof of trophy specs. You should at least provide some measurements. Otherwise you're just blowing hot air.