Testicle Therapy

[idnative1948]

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.

"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, "How does that feel?"

"Feels great," he replied "but I still think my thumb's broken."

 

[WV Hunter]

That reminds me, I have an appointment next week with the uroligist for a possible vesictomy. 3 kids later, I think I have done my part on repopulating the earth.

Oh yeah, almost forgot, that was a good one.

 

[idnative1948]

When/if you do make sure you take it easy no matter how good you feel. I ended up on bedrest with an icepack for almost a week. Not fun times, but other than that was a piece of cake.

That reminds me, I have an appointment next week with the uroligist for a possible vesictomy. 3 kids later, I think I have done my part on repopulating the earth.

Oh yeah, almost forgot, that was a good one.

 

[fowladdict]

When/if you do make sure you take it easy no matter how good you feel. I ended up on bedrest with an icepack for almost a week. Not fun times, but other than that was a piece of cake.

That is great advice!! Stock up on a couple bags of frozen peas!!

Mattress dancing is much better without the worry of having another little squirt!