So, this pirate walks into a bar....

[noharleyyet]

...for you pirate joke lovers like myself

A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a
cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and
got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook
but I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds
flew over. I looked up, and one of them sh*t in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender. You couldn't lose an eye just from bird sh*t."

"It was my first day with the hook."

 

[choc dogs]

and. we're. OFF

 

[choc dogs]

so the pirate walks into the bar, with a ships wheel as his belt buckle. The bartender eventually has to ask him about it, and comments...what's with the wheel? to which the pirate replies...arrr..it's driving me nuts.

 

[Calif. Hunter]

Shinglemonkey used to use that joke as his signature.