I've begun my sheep hunt training based on previous experience. I start by making sure I'm seriously dehydrated. Borderline pickled. Now wearing a 100 pound pack I have a "Friend" kick me squarely in the dangles. You need to make sure you get the gut wrenching quality of pain combined with shocklike sweating before running up a sand dune with pins stuck in your feet. Now repeat for "friend" as we never sheep hunt alone. If he agrees he'll be a good parter. Now repeat about 12 times a day. Eat mountain house half raw but blisteringly hot. Now find a good roof. The steeper the better. Throw your sleeping bag out on top of marbles of varying sizes. Throw in a couple jax for good measure. Spend the night trying to sleep while gripping fingernails into said roof to avoid death while trying the most comfortable stabbing pain you can. Do this for a week and you're ready to start the more intense program where we add rattlesnakes, a CO2 extinguisher shot for cold, and shot with BB gun for random stinging pain in various anatomic locations. At some point you'll end up hanging on a brick wall with fingernails and toenails through the end of your worn out boots while we pelt you with ice balls from the freezer... Now. You have to know I'm kidding but any sheep hunter is laughing at the hint of truth here. It's horrible but you'll seriously want to do it again, and again, and again. You'll never regret it. I've got my app fee saved up for this year already.
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