Sh*t our kids do

[Redmt]

Thinking about the entire thread, I believe that "stupid s**t our kids do" is actually hereditary. I have watched my little darlings do a lot of the stupid shit I did. Now my oldest grandson at 20 years old is just another clone. He's the 81 car somewhere near the bottom of the pile.

 

[Redmt]

Once upon a time, in an organized protest my son and a couple buddies decided taking a leak on the school bus would be a good protest of the driver. Their bus ride to school was a n hour or so each way. The driver would stop at the OHV park part way for the kids to do their thing if necessary. That driver retired and a new child hating driver took over. She would not stop for any reason. One of the kids had to pee bad enough that he peed his pants. These are little kids from 1st to 6th grade. All the boys decided to save it up and asked to stop and she refused again. They hosed the bus down pretty good. They all got in trouble but got the point across. Stopping at the park became a daily stop again.

 

[gouch]

Not so much what kids do, but what they say. A good friend of my wife gave her a couple of really nice dolls just because she knows my wife like dolls. The little 8-year-old neighbor girl, who spends a lot of time at our house fell in love with those dolls. The other day as she was playing with the dolls, she asked me how old my wife was. I told her. She thought about it for a minute then with no show of emotion at all, asked "when she dies can I have these dolls?"

Cold blooded little critters.

 

[np307]

So my boy is 2 and has really started pushing to be more independent. So he wanted to lay down for his nap by himself without me tucking him in. Okay, cool.

About 10 minutes later I look on the monitor and he's playing in the floor. I figure I'm going to see where this goes and go back to working on some stuff. Then I hear his door open and he yells "Daddy! Need screwdriver!". So I take him the plastic screwdriver from his toolbox. He says thank you and closes his door.

About 5 minutes later his door opens again and I hear "Daddy! Need bigger screwdriver!"

He was trying to take his little piano apart...

 

[Zach010413]

Have two boys 8 and 3. What they say about that 2nd born child is true.

 

[Redmt]

 

[WildWill]

I was not a well behaved child so when my kids are bad I kinda just look at it like karma paying me back. I normally am pretty good at taking their antics in stride. But this one's got me a bit mad especially since I can't get a coherent story from either on how the hell it happened. Up side me and the wife have decided to upgrade to granite.

 

[Dougfirtree]

So my boy is 2 and has really started pushing to be more independent. So he wanted to lay down for his nap by himself without me tucking him in. Okay, cool.

About 10 minutes later I look on the monitor and he's playing in the floor. I figure I'm going to see where this goes and go back to working on some stuff. Then I hear his door open and he yells "Daddy! Need screwdriver!". So I take him the plastic screwdriver from his toolbox. He says thank you and closes his door.

About 5 minutes later his door opens again and I hear "Daddy! Need bigger screwdriver!"

He was trying to take his little piano apart...

Watch out. I have one that went through a take-things-apart phase. One day I found a pile of hinges and screws in his room... Randomly collected from all over the house.

 

[SwaggyD]

I was not a well behaved child so when my kids are bad I kinda just look at it like karma paying me back. I normally am pretty good at taking their antics in stride. But this one's got me a bit mad especially since I can't get a coherent story from either on how the hell it happened. Up side me and the wife have decided to upgrade to granite.View attachment 288851

This is a post where I really need more than one emoji to describe my reaction.

 

[Wildabeest]

Watch out. I have one that went through a take-things-apart phase. One day I found a pile of hinges and screws in his room... Randomly collected from all over the house.

I resemble that statement!

 

[Redmt]

Watch out. I have one that went through a take-things-apart phase. One day I found a pile of hinges and screws in his room... Randomly collected from all over the house.

It could be a good thing. My son is now a Cat Mechanic and my grandson is a 3rd year apprentice at a Cat dealer.

 

[BackofBeyond]

It was my night to pick up the kids and feed them dinner while my wife works late. Left over pot roast, life is good. Half way through dinner my 4 year old, who is a native Idahoan, son of two native Idahoans, grand child of 3 native Idahoans, looks at me and says “daddy, I don’t like potatoes.”

Doesn’t.
Like.
Potatoes.

I’m gonna miss that kid. To bad it didn’t work out, he had potential.

 

[Redmt]

It was my night to pick up the kids and feed them dinner while my wife works late. Left over pot roast, life is good. Half way through dinner my 4 year old, who is a native Idahoan, son of two native Idahoans, grand child of 3 native Idahoans, looks at me and says “daddy, I don’t like potatoes.”

Doesn’t.
Like.
Potatoes.

I’m gonna miss that kid. To bad it didn’t work out, he had potential.

Some days even the strongest of species end up going the wrong direction for a while. I wouldn't worry just yet.

 

[Wild Bill]

Boy#1 turned 3 a few weeks ago had his annual checkup yesterday. The doctor asked him what his favorite vegetable was and he yells, “DONUTS!” Then she asks what he wants to be when he grows up and he thinks about it and says “a banana eater.”
Kid’s a pistol.

 

[HuntTalk Freak]

I regret to inform the forum that mine is out of her tomboy phase and is currently in a princess gown/dress phase. Her lightsaber and blasters sit collecting dust and the Barbie’s have made an emergence.

She does still like to play in the dirt though.

 

[geewhiz]

My 4yo the other day told me that she likes bossing people around so when she grows up she wants to be a boss. lol

 

[np307]

So I go to pick the boy up from my dad the other day. Apparently he observed the dog pooping and so he was running around pointing at the dog's butt yelling "STINK HOLE!" Thankfully he hasn't done it in public. Yet.

All in all though, he's a pretty cool dude.

 

[np307]

 

[Gellar]

No pictures on this one, but the first thing my boy does when he gets off the school bus is pee. He’s 4 and it’s an hour long bus ride, I understand, but the bus turns around in our drive because we are the last stop. I have to tell him to wait until the bus at least gets turned around and is heading the other way.

 

[Nick87]

No pictures on this one, but the first thing my boy does when he gets off the school bus is pee. He’s 4 and it’s an hour long bus ride, I understand, but the bus turns around in our drive because we are the last stop. I have to tell him to wait until the bus at least gets turned around and is heading the other way.

I totally understand. These two have no discretion on where and when it's ok. They just whip it out and go. Parties are always interesting. We were in town trick or treating Saturday. The the oldest was gonna go in someone's bushes until we redirected.