Sh*t our kids do

[rjthehunter]

I was being reprimanded but I said not til I get some pictures damn it!!

Yes! He clearly already had it inside, what's another minute of him dragging the goose around?! Worth it!

 

[rtraverdavis]

Those grand kids. One is getting his own bedroom. Picks his colors.
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Yep, I have great pride and high hope.

And, they’ve already learned to communicate in the secret (not so secret) codes and symbolism of menfolk:

 

[np307]

So....well....I was cleaning birds this afternoon with the boys watching. Turned my back and was like where is Clayton?(my youngest) wait where is the that other goose....oh shit the back door is open. Drug it into the living room over his shoulder like a gunny sack. I could not stop laughing. My wife did not laugh one bit.View attachment 302816
I made him drag it back out.
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This might be the greatest thing I've ever seen on this forum.

 

[Nick87]

And, they’ve already learned to communicate in the secret (not so secret) codes and symbolism of menfolk:
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If I had a dollar for every one...

 

[Hunter4Life78]

I was being reprimanded but I said not til I get some pictures damn it!!

Way to capture the moment a true sacrifice at the price of your own safety!!! That gentlemen is a true dad!!!

 

[BearFoot]

And, they’ve already learned to communicate in the secret (not so secret) codes and symbolism of menfolk:
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They want more but their father said "one is all you need."

 

[gouch]

Grandpa, can we use some of your duct tape?


Sure, just put it back when you're done.

 

[duckhunt]

Grandpa, can we use some of your duct tape?
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Sure, just put it back when you're done.

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Lol now that is classic.

 

[np307]

The other day we were driving home and something got mentioned about a deer. My son (2.5) goes "Daddy, you kill deer. You kill deer and put in your backpack. Dat big deer fall over."

I was beaming with pride.

 

[BackofBeyond]

There’s a taekwondo teacher that comes to my kids daycare, so the 5 y/o participates.

Yesterday he had his “test” to get his orange belt, so I ditched work early to be there. The teacher has all the kids lined up facing away from the parents and is testing them one-by-one. From the line, in the general vicinity of my kid comes the sound of a barking spider, and my kid shouts “SAFETY!” at the top of his lungs.

Of course he had to turn around and give me a smirk.

 

[WildWill]

The definition of chaos is a elementary line dance night. I embarrassed them both deeply during cotton eye joe.

 

[Flatbrimmer]

Haha hell ya what’d you do??

 

[WildWill]

Haha hell ya what’d you do??

Nobody filmed it as far as I know. Here's a reenactment.

 

[WildWill]

Guess who wasn't wearing their helmet while riding his bike.

 

[np307]

On the way to drop my boy off at my dad's this morning, he starts cawing in the back seat. "Daddy, I saw a crow. Crow's a bad guy, he poops on Papa's truck"

 

[Wildabeest]

Guess who wasn't wearing their helmet while riding his bike.View attachment 317934

This is why we wear helmets…

 

[HuntTalk Freak]

Guess who wasn't wearing their helmet while riding his bike.View attachment 317934

Tell him be careful! We didn’t wear helmets in my day, so I’ve lost teeth and broke my nose some and split my upper lip in two; having to be sewn back together.

I lived though. It all makes you tuff though the head injuries make you act a little funny.

 

[Redmt]

I would have wasted a lot of money replacing helmets.

 

[Moserkr]

I knew a guy in college, he was just crossing the street on a skateboard. It went out from under him, he hit the back of his head on asphalt, and he slipped into a coma. Woke up a week later with memory loss, had to relearn to walk, talk, etc. Crazy what a little bump can do sometimes.

 

[Wildabeest]

I knew a guy in college, he was just crossing the street on a skateboard. It went out from under him, he hit the back of his head on asphalt, and he slipped into a coma. Woke up a week later with memory loss, had to relearn to walk, talk, etc. Crazy what a little bump can do sometimes.

Same, but a coworker. Induced coma for 3 months. Never really recovered.

I was a reluctant resistor during the adoption of helmets for skiing. Converted when I became the “oddball old dude” not wearing one. I don’t want to think about what the outcome would have been had that helmet not taken the brunt of that crash. Luckily I walked away with a bloody nose and some cobwebs.

This meme sums it up…