Damn Fin, that is a sad state of affairs. One more reason (that I really didn't need) for me to stay away from Wastebook.
If not for my family wanting to communicate on FB and the FB page I have for our platforms, I would be following your path to stay away from FB. I think I will use your term "Wastebook," as it is a very good description of the morass it is. Send me your address so I can remit any royalties I might obtain from use of that term.