Portland's Secret Plan To Address Homeless Camps Along Marine Drive

[rtraverdavis]

I imagine this guy could run quite the muck. Pretty neat:

Wolverine sighted along Columbia River near Portland

 

[QuazyQuinton]

It's a cool sighting and in quite the unexpected place. Probably goes to show that there is a lot of stuff out there that we never know about.

QQ

 

[MarvB]

Can’t even imagine the havoc a wolverine on meth might wrought!

 

[Beignet]

Can’t even imagine the havoc a wolverine on meth might wrought!

He’d whoop that cocaine bear’s ass.

 

[crock239]

Cool. Saw some pretty weird stuff when Iived in PDX but not a wolverine.

I don't envy the current situation out there... I think turning one loose in Pioneer Square these days could be interesting

 

[more_cowbell]

Pretty cool. It’s not a sign that we’re about to be invaded, right?

My advice to him is stay away from the camps. Even though the stolen tents look nice and new, we don’t want this Marty Stouffer-inspired wilderness unicorn going in and ingesting rainbow fentanyl or dirty needles.

He could do though, is start recovering stolen cars vigilante style, and return them to their owners (after reinstalling all the stripped parts of course).

But don’t be surprised if within a week there’s a news story about a large homeless encampment that asks multnomah county or Portland to terminate the wolverine, because it’s disrupting their way of life.

The city would probably start trying. Then there’d be a lawsuit by ODFW against the city over how to handle the wolverine. Never a dull moment in Portland

 

[Benfromalbuquerque]

No worries, they moved onto CA.

Multiple rare sightings of wolverine in California confirmed

In the last century, only two wolverines were spotted in California.

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