Partial List of Things I Don't Get

[brnsvllyjohn]

People who spend hundreds on shoes, purses or dining out but will not buy a decent pair of binoculars.

 

[Gr8bawana]

All the hype surrounding the 6.5 creedmoor

 

[noharleyyet]

We dog sat a friends chihuahua one time. Stupid thing had a constant erection. I was hoping my Rottweiler would eat it. mtmuley

 

[Howie]

List of things I don't get:

1. Miracle Whip.

Hush yo mouf Sonny boy!!!!
Mayo is toooo bland....b'ceptin on top o frenchy fries.

Can ya just hear Stewie saying
Miracle Whhooip?

 

[Howie]

Trends

 

[44hunter45]

All the hype surrounding the 6.5 creedmoor

I wondered when this would pop. Queue fireworks in 3,2,1...

 

[MTGomer]

I feel bad for people that don’t like sushi.

 

[WesternCO68]

Wow, I'm feeling personally attacked right now. Black licorice rules.

 

[Treeshark]

1. I like Def Leppard, but would turn it down if it was playing and I was at an intersection next to someone with the windows down so they didn’t hear me listening to it.
2. I like cats better than dogs.
3. I LOVE ice fishing.
4. I like Japanese food.
5. I’m with ya on black licorice, nasty.

 

[MTGomer]

I feel sorry for people that like cats better than dogs. (Or at all)

 

[SFC B]

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[mtmuley]

1. I like Def Leppard, but would turn it down if it was playing and I was at an intersection next to someone with the windows down so they didn’t hear me listening to it

I listened to Def Leppard a lot. In my Camaro. I think I even had a mullet. Those were the days. mtmuley

 

[Treeshark]

I’ve been hitting the trails running quite a bit lately and find myself diving down really weird rabbit holes of music, if people only know what was pumping through my headphones as we passed each other...

 

[BigHornRam]

1. Bitcoin
2. People that like to burn their marshmallows
3. How something as ugly as a king crab can taste so good
4. Pretty much everything that comes out of Michael Moore's mouth

 

[44hunter45]

A naked man who tells me my fly is open.

 

[Adam in Ohio]

The only good thing I can think to say about cats is my wife and I made a deal: she got a cat that she totally takes care of and I got a .44 magnum. I know Big Fin says a husband never wins an argument, but the cat was probably inevitable, so I feel pretty good I at least I got something out of the deal.

 

[hank4elk]

Comic books...they're not books nor funny.
Tatoos. They are gay. I get scars....
Guys with piercings....just put a bone in your nose and get it over with.
Lime anything that is not made from real limes.

Black is the only REAL LICORICE! The rest is fruity pebbles...

 

[Pucky Freak]

The only thing better than black and white jelly beans is black licorice

 

[noharleyyet]

Black is the only REAL LICORICE! The rest is fruity pebbles...

The only thing better than black and white jelly beans is black licorice

The tougher and chewier the better....

The only thing worse than Deaf Leper/Kiss/Costume Bands is social media fashionista vlog influencers (not you Fin)
Cats are kinda cool but I sure as hell don't want one.
I fish with ice in the Yeti.
Hard no on the sushi
....send me your black jelly beans, twizzlers, and a shot of Jager

 

[JTHOMP]

Me:

1. How anyone can listen to Reba McIntyre (or any similarly twangy) and not want to drive ice picks into their ears

I’m sure you had some good things in this post but I couldn’t read past this.