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> ONTARIO OPP (ONTARIO PROVINCIAL POLICE)
> > >
> > > Two men are driving through Ontario when they get pulled over by an
> > OPP.
> > The
> > > cop walks up and taps on the driver's window with his nightstick.
> > >
> > > The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the
> > > head with the stick.
> > >
> > > The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?"
> > >
> > > The cop answers, "You're in Ontario, son. When we pull you over, you
> > better
> > > have your license ready when we get to your car."
> > >
> > > The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here."
> > >
> > > The cop runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean.
> > >
> > > He gives the guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side,
> > and
> > > taps on the passenger's window.
> > >
> > > The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him on
> > the
> > > head with the nightstick.
> > >
> > > The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?"
> > >
> > > The cop says, "Just making your wish come true."
> > >
> > > The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?"
> > >
> > > The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say to
> > your
> > > buddy, "I wish that ass hole would've tried that shit with me!"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
> > >
> > > Two men are driving through Ontario when they get pulled over by an
> > OPP.
> > The
> > > cop walks up and taps on the driver's window with his nightstick.
> > >
> > > The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the
> > > head with the stick.
> > >
> > > The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?"
> > >
> > > The cop answers, "You're in Ontario, son. When we pull you over, you
> > better
> > > have your license ready when we get to your car."
> > >
> > > The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here."
> > >
> > > The cop runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean.
> > >
> > > He gives the guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side,
> > and
> > > taps on the passenger's window.
> > >
> > > The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him on
> > the
> > > head with the nightstick.
> > >
> > > The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?"
> > >
> > > The cop says, "Just making your wish come true."
> > >
> > > The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?"
> > >
> > > The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say to
> > your
> > > buddy, "I wish that ass hole would've tried that shit with me!"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
