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Officer pulls over couple.

Sytes

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A police officer pulls over a couple speeding. License and registration please.

Male driver speaks up " mind telling me why your pulling us over?"

Officer:"Sir I am pulling you over for expired tags".

Driver: "Sir honestly I had know idea they were expired"!

About that time female passenger speaks up,"Honey I told you about those the other day, to get them fixed"!

With alittle aggression in his voice, "Will you please be quiet"?

Officer states to the man "Sir your inspection is expired as well".

Man: "Honestly Sir I was on my way to get that fixed".

About that time the female speaks up again saying " I told you about that getting close to being over due a month ago"!

Man with more aggression in his voice says " Will you shut the hell up"?

Officer leans down to look the female in the eye and ask,"Does he always talk to you in this tone"?

Female responds "Only when he is DRUNK"!! :D
 
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