A guy dies and finds himself in helll
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One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in
despair, he has his first meeting with the devil...
Satan : Why so glum?
Guy : What do you think? I'm in hell!
Satan : Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?
Guy : Sure, I love to drink.
Satan : Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we DO is
drink whiskey, tequila, Guinness , wine coolers, tab and fresca. We drink till
we throw up and then we d rink some more! And you don't have to worry
about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway.
Guy : Gee, that sounds great!
Satan : You a smoker?
Guy : You better believe it!
Satan : All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars
from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no
biggie, you're already dead, remember?
Guy : Wow... that's awesome!
Satan : I bet you like to gamble.
Guy : Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Satan : Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt...it doesn't matter, you're dead anyhow.
Guy : Cool!
Satan : What about Drugs?
Guy : Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Satan : That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big
bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want. You ' re dead, who cares.
Guy : WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!
Satan : You gay?
Guy: No...
Satan : Ooooh, Fridays are gonna be tough.
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One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in
despair, he has his first meeting with the devil...
Satan : Why so glum?
Guy : What do you think? I'm in hell!
Satan : Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?
Guy : Sure, I love to drink.
Satan : Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we DO is
drink whiskey, tequila, Guinness , wine coolers, tab and fresca. We drink till
we throw up and then we d rink some more! And you don't have to worry
about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway.
Guy : Gee, that sounds great!
Satan : You a smoker?
Guy : You better believe it!
Satan : All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars
from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no
biggie, you're already dead, remember?
Guy : Wow... that's awesome!
Satan : I bet you like to gamble.
Guy : Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Satan : Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt...it doesn't matter, you're dead anyhow.
Guy : Cool!
Satan : What about Drugs?
Guy : Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Satan : That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big
bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want. You ' re dead, who cares.
Guy : WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!
Satan : You gay?
Guy: No...
Satan : Ooooh, Fridays are gonna be tough.
