A little humour for your day

…pink hat
What are you saying? Just because I have 6+\- m18 tools in my truck at any time doesn’t mean I’m gonna carry them all at the same time…. And that fan, blower, and air pump definitely came in handy in NM! lol
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You can only see three in this photo but there are a few more in the drawers…
 
Text from husband to wife:

“Darling, a car hit me as I was leaving the office. Jaqueline brought me to the hospital.

Now, the doctors are doing tests & x-rays. I have a head injuries but no risk of side effects.

The cut required 19 stiches. I have 3 broken ribs, a broken arm and a leg fracture on my left leg.

They think they may have to amputate my right foot.

I love you.”

Wife answer: “Who is Jaqueline?”

Women only ask practical questions...
 
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