GunNut76
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A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar he notices a big sign on the door which reads: "Nerds Not Allowed -- Enter At Your Own Risk!"
The truck driver walks into the bar and sits down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, and remarks, "You smell kind of nerdy. What do you do for a living?"
The truck driver explains, "I drive a truck, and the smell is just from the computers I am hauling."
The bartender serves him a beer and says, "truck drivers aren't nerds."
As the truck driver is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long. The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away.
"Why did you do that?" asks the shocked truck driver.
The bartender explains, "Not to worry -- nerds are overpopulating Silicon Valley and they're in season now. You don't even need a license."
The truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly, he veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over the freeway.
He pulls over to the side of the road and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up the computers. They're all engineers, accountants and programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen. He can't let them steal his whole load. So, remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, felling several of them instantly.
A highway patrol officer arrives at the scene and screams, "Stop shooting!"
The truck driver asks, "What's wrong? I thought nerds were in season."
"Actually, they are," replies the patrolman, "but you can't bait 'em."
The truck driver walks into the bar and sits down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, and remarks, "You smell kind of nerdy. What do you do for a living?"
The truck driver explains, "I drive a truck, and the smell is just from the computers I am hauling."
The bartender serves him a beer and says, "truck drivers aren't nerds."
As the truck driver is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long. The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away.
"Why did you do that?" asks the shocked truck driver.
The bartender explains, "Not to worry -- nerds are overpopulating Silicon Valley and they're in season now. You don't even need a license."
The truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly, he veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over the freeway.
He pulls over to the side of the road and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up the computers. They're all engineers, accountants and programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen. He can't let them steal his whole load. So, remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, felling several of them instantly.
A highway patrol officer arrives at the scene and screams, "Stop shooting!"
The truck driver asks, "What's wrong? I thought nerds were in season."
"Actually, they are," replies the patrolman, "but you can't bait 'em."
