More waste

skeet20

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Once upon a time the government had a vast airplane scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night."

So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"

So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.

Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"

So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One was to do the studies and one was to write the reports.

Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?"

So they created two positions: a time keeper and a payroll officer then hired two people.

Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"

So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.

Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $918,000 over budget, we must cut back."

So they laid-off the night watchman.

NOW slowly, let it sink in.

Quietly, we go like sheep to slaughter. Does anybody remember the reason given for the establishment of the DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY during the Carter administration?

Anybody?

Anything?

No?

Didn't think so!

Bottom line is, we've spent several hundred billion dollars in support of an agency, the reason for which very few people who read this can remember!

Ready??

It was very simple... and at the time, everybody thought it very
appropriate.

The Department of Energy was instituted on 8/04/1977, TO LESSEN OUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN OIL.

Hey, pretty efficient, huh???

AND NOW IT'S 2012 -- 35 YEARS LATER -- AND THE BUDGET FOR THIS "NECESSARY" DEPARTMENT IS AT $24.2 BILLION A YEAR. IT HAS 16,000 FEDERAL EMPLOYEES AND
APPROXIMATELY 100,000 CONTRACT EMPLOYEES; AND LOOK AT THE JOB IT HAS DONE!

(THIS IS WHERE YOU SLAP YOUR FOREHEAD AND SAY, "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?")
34 years ago 30% of our oil consumption was foreign imports. Today 70% of our oil consumption is foreign imports.

Ah, yes -- good old Federal bureaucracy.

NOW, WE HAVE TURNED OVER THE BANKING SYSTEM, HEALTH CARE, AND THE AUTO
INDUSTRY TO THE SAME GOVERNMENT?

Hello!! Anybody Home?

Signed.... The Night Watchman
 
Not to let facts get in the way of a good joke but...about half the budget for the Dept of Energy is for the Nuclear program in the US. Did you know all of the nuclear weapons in the US are on loan to the dept of defense from the dept of energy? While I'm sure there is a lot of waste in the DOE, they control all the power grids in the US. They are also responsible for getting rid of all the nuclear waste in the US. They also do the most research of the physical sciences of any other federal agency. Jimmy Carter simply took 3 agencies and consolidated them as well as taking on responsibilities from many other agencies. The office of homeland security was supposed to do the same thing under GW ...but instead of a budget of a measely 27 billion, it's budget is in the neighborhood of 98 billion making it the third largest behind Dept of defense and veterans affairs. Maybe the joke would have worked better with the HSA?
 
Whatever department it is we have to find a way to cut back on spending.
 
Matt, the fact is .gov is a bad joke....the gist of the story is spot on.

I'm not arguing your comments but .gov is a 3 handled shovel with a kickstand.
 
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