Meanwhile, Out At The Ranch....

[EYJONAS!]

@nick87 she could get us 5 extra birds though.....maybe 6 if a bonus shows up.

 

[noharleyyet]

and if the answer is yes

The children when ask who is the lady who bought you to school ? " that is our new nanny. Our father married our old nanny and our mother tried to kill them so she is in jail"

Of course they do....coz he's most likely loaded.

 

[MarvB]

Whats an “au pair”?

I think it’s when your dealt a single “au” and then draw a second one.....

 

[Nick87]

@nick87 she could get us 5 extra birds though.....maybe 6 if a bonus shows up.

Like the way you think

 

[EKYHunter]

You can’t make this stuff up! Anyone catch what her defense will be? Basically it’s the old “yeah she got mad and tried to have her husband killed but who wouldn’t” defense. Always someone else’s fault it seems. I’ve never understood adultery or trying to pay to have someone killed. Neither seem to work out well from what I can tell.

 

[dirtclod Az.]

They sure don't hire the most "accurate" of weapons do they?

 

[VikingsGuy]

Whats an “au pair”?
I wanna know so I dont get one.

Whatever they are, they seem to end up costing you half your savings and the respect and love of your children for decades to come

 

[VikingsGuy]

Colorado woman hired ranch hands to kill husband who was dating younger nanny: sheriff

A well-known animal rights attorney in Colorado is being held on a $3 million cash bond after prosecutors say she attempted to hire ranch hands in a murder-for-hire plot to kill her estranged husband and his new girlfriend, formerly an au pair who cared for their three children.

www.foxnews.com

So many cliches in this story -- a must have for a made for TV movie.

 

[Panda Bear]

Of course they do....coz he's most likely loaded.

In that case, I would have filed for a divorce, asking for the lions share of everything and then I would be able to afford to buy that Drilling that April and Ben like

The wife was not playing with a full deck, but I bet the nanny knew exactly what she was doing. There is a "Drilling" in her future.

edit: ( after rereading that last sentence I could only guess at the replies some here would like to post --should I delete it Ken ? )

Whatever they are, they seem to end up costing you half your savings and the respect and love of your children for decades to come

reply deleted, I have already said too much on this thread

 

[VikingsGuy]

reply deleted, I have already said too much on this thread

Say more, say more

 

[Rzrbk]

A rancher marrying an animal rights attorney is asking for friction. It sounds like she put on classes for people to develop closer bonds with their animals. He was probably going bankrupt and all his cows had names and legal representation.., maybe professional counseling.

 

[noharleyyet]

You can’t make this stuff up! Anyone catch what her defense will be? Basically it’s the old “yeah she got mad and tried to have her husband killed but who wouldn’t” defense. Always someone else’s fault it seems. I’ve never understood adultery or trying to pay to have someone killed. Neither seem to work out well from what I can tell.

Words getcha cancelled...literally and figuratively.

 

[BigHornRam]

I think it’s when your dealt a single “au” and then draw a second one.....

I think it's short for oh what a pair......

 

[noharleyyet]

A rancher marrying an animal rights attorney is asking for friction. It sounds like she put on classes for people to develop closer bonds with their animals. He was probably going bankrupt and all his cows had names and legal representation.., maybe professional counseling.

So if you're down on your luck
And you can't harmonize
Find a girl with far away eyes
And if you're downright disgusted
And life ain't worth a dime
Get a girl with far away eyes

-Mick Jagger

 

[TXLonghorn]

That's a 19yo Romanian bathing suit model you hired and told your wife that she has a Masters degree in Early Childhood Development

Her credentials sound very promising!

 

[Huzzar]

Thread is missing pics of au pair.

 

[Huzzar]

An acquaintance of ours hired a Swedish au pair that walked around naked after a shower. For some reason, wifey said she had to go.

 

[VikingsGuy]

Thread is missing pics of au pair.

Turns out to be less inviting than Morley suggested

 

[Djfan]

My ex hired an au pair for our son when he was young. She was 65+, and it showed.

 

[Tradewind]

Whats an “au pair”?
I wanna know so I dont get one.

I hear it pays well