Matt Rinella knocking it outta the park

[Schaaf]

Good morning Bro,

I used chat GPT to write a poem about someone writing a poem about cam hanes. Keep Hammering


In a realm of ink and parchment bold,
Where verses dance, their tales unfold,
A poet sits, his heart ablaze,
To sing the praise of Cam Hanes.

Upon the canvas of his mind,
A portrait painted, words entwined,
A hunter true, in wild domains,
Inspires the verses, as passion reigns.

In every line, a bowstring's hum,
A wilderness spirit, a beating drum,
Cam Hanes, the muse, in forests deep,
Where dreams and echoes cease to sleep.

His muscles ripple with every stride,
Through mountain trails and valleys wide,
Hanes, the archer, bold and free,
Ignites the flames of poetry.

Biceps sculpted not by chance alone,
But by the grind, where seeds are sown.
The poet marvels at the grit displayed,
In Hanes' work ethic, a foundation laid.

Elk hunting's art, a dance refined,
A symphony where skill and nature bind,
Cam Hanes, the subject, a beacon bright,
Guiding the poet through the primal night.

With bow in hand and muscles taut,
Hanes carves the path where legends are sought.
The poet, inspired, weaves the theme,
"Keep Hammering," in every dream.

So, let the verses weave a spell,
Of muscles carved and stories swell,
In admiration, the poet stands,
Impressed by Hanes, in wild lands.

 

[rogerthat]

Wow, I wouldn't want to be an elk with this song in circulation...makes me want to wrap a smoke pole in a contractor bag and start ascending 5 miles into the nastiest hell hole in the middle of this rainstorm. They're lucky I don't have a tag right now.

Holy wth dude? It’s a traditions season. Snowmobile on the roads that just opened. Cmon bro.

 

[Gerald Martin]

Social media- Where anti-obsession becomes the obsession.

 

[Bigjay73]

Social media- Where anti-obsession becomes the obsession.

This

 

[FREAK]

Good morning Bro,

I used chat GPT to write a poem about someone writing a poem about cam hanes. Keep Hammering


In a realm of ink and parchment bold,
Where verses dance, their tales unfold,
A poet sits, his heart ablaze,
To sing the praise of Cam Hanes.

Upon the canvas of his mind,
A portrait painted, words entwined,
A hunter true, in wild domains,
Inspires the verses, as passion reigns.

In every line, a bowstring's hum,
A wilderness spirit, a beating drum,
Cam Hanes, the muse, in forests deep,
Where dreams and echoes cease to sleep.

His muscles ripple with every stride,
Through mountain trails and valleys wide,
Hanes, the archer, bold and free,
Ignites the flames of poetry.

Biceps sculpted not by chance alone,
But by the grind, where seeds are sown.
The poet marvels at the grit displayed,
In Hanes' work ethic, a foundation laid.

Elk hunting's art, a dance refined,
A symphony where skill and nature bind,
Cam Hanes, the subject, a beacon bright,
Guiding the poet through the primal night.

With bow in hand and muscles taut,
Hanes carves the path where legends are sought.
The poet, inspired, weaves the theme,
"Keep Hammering," in every dream.

So, let the verses weave a spell,
Of muscles carved and stories swell,
In admiration, the poet stands,
Impressed by Hanes, in wild lands.

Does that mean you have the copywrite to this? I'd like to make my own and post it on his instagram...if I can remember how to log in

 

[noharleyyet]

Social media- Where anti-obsession becomes the obsession.

Where even the most random post zipper merges with an algorithm...

 

[BuzzH]

Who is Bill Butler? Sweet I must be too young. I knew I was still a young stud.

Hyped the unlimited areas with some information that is still valid today, same with SE MT mule deer.

 

[ShootsManyBullets]

What does it say about the clowns that worship these influencers like Cam? If you're making a slim shady song or writing poems for a celebrity hunter you're probably related to the guy wearing the Russell Wilson jersey in the bar.

 

[TheTone]

Letting the hate fuel him. When was the last time he actually killed an elk on public or without a landowner tag or a guide?

 

[atlas]

Good morning Bro,

I used chat GPT to write a poem about someone writing a poem about cam hanes. Keep Hammering


In a realm of ink and parchment bold,
Where verses dance, their tales unfold,
A poet sits, his heart ablaze,
To sing the praise of Cam Hanes.

Upon the canvas of his mind,
A portrait painted, words entwined,
A hunter true, in wild domains,
Inspires the verses, as passion reigns.

In every line, a bowstring's hum,
A wilderness spirit, a beating drum,
Cam Hanes, the muse, in forests deep,
Where dreams and echoes cease to sleep.

His muscles ripple with every stride,
Through mountain trails and valleys wide,
Hanes, the archer, bold and free,
Ignites the flames of poetry.

Biceps sculpted not by chance alone,
But by the grind, where seeds are sown.
The poet marvels at the grit displayed,
In Hanes' work ethic, a foundation laid.

Elk hunting's art, a dance refined,
A symphony where skill and nature bind,
Cam Hanes, the subject, a beacon bright,
Guiding the poet through the primal night.

With bow in hand and muscles taut,
Hanes carves the path where legends are sought.
The poet, inspired, weaves the theme,
"Keep Hammering," in every dream.

So, let the verses weave a spell,
Of muscles carved and stories swell,
In admiration, the poet stands,
Impressed by Hanes, in wild lands.

Please please DM it to him on instagram, omit the part that chatGPT wrote it

 

[Schaaf]

What does it say about the clowns that worship these influencers like Cam? If you're making a slim shady song or writing poems for a celebrity hunter you're probably related to the guy wearing the Russell Wilson jersey in the bar.

Damn. Just minding my business this morning drinking my fourth (4) cup of coffee and catching random strays.

 

[mmw194287]

Does that mean you have the copywrite to this? I'd like to make my own and post it on his instagram...if I can remember how to log in

You're welcome to use this one, but I'd recommend treating yourself to the joys of the creative process:

 

[TheTone]

You're welcome to use this one, but I'd recommend treating yourself to the joys of the creative process:

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Now add something about steroids and haters

 

[FREAK]

You're welcome to use this one, but I'd recommend treating yourself to the joys of the creative process:

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Can you add “likes to eat corn the long way” courtesy of @Randy11

 

[BigHornRam]

Who is Bill Butler? Sweet I must be too young. I knew I was still a young stud.

Ha! Stupid algorithm can't even keep up with the latest thread title.

Stupid Cat Joke Thread | Page 119 - Hunt Talk https://www.hunttalk.com/threads/stupid-cat-joke-thread.265075/page-119

 

[Ben Lamb]

Poetry that rhymes is children's poetry.

Men write poems of horses and ships and very long swords. And none of it rhymes, you Richard Simmons halter top & striped shorts wearing Pillocks.

 

[noharleyyet]

Can you add “likes to eat corn the long way” courtesy of @Randy11

Cob or dog?

 

[FREAK]

Cob or dog?
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That was great, I freaking laughed out loud on that one. I like your more direct approach

 

[Big Fin]

Anyone ever try to count how many animals Randy Newberg kills in a year?

I doubt he is much different than Cam Hanes et.al..

Ever try to count how many times you've been banned from this forum?

Happy for others to continue the conversation, whether about me, what I/we do, or otherwise. I find these discussions interesting and some of it can be helpful in what we do. But, van9840 will be banned, again.

He first got toasted here for being an ass to some members. And he will get toasted every time he signs back up.

As to his question, for the recent years I can recall:

2023 - A bear, a pronghorn, a deer, a moose, and a caribou. I have about seven hours left in an Arizona elk tag and I doubt I’m gonna see something that would cause me to add more to the 2023 freezer.

2022 - An elk and a pronghorn, if memory is correct.

2021 - A pronghorn, a mountain goat, and a moose

2020 - An elk, a Coues deer, a pronghorn, and a mule deer.

I get home next week. By then I might have something meaningful to add.

 

[sclancy27]

Ever try to count how many times you've been banned from this forum?

Happy for others to continue the conversation, whether about me, what I/we do, or otherwise. I find these discussions interesting and some of it can be helpful in what we do. But, van9840 will be banned, again.

He first got toasted here for being an ass to some members. And he will get toasted every time he signs back up.

As to his question, for the recent years I can recall:

2023 - A bear, a pronghorn, a deer, a moose, and a caribou. I have about seven hours left in an Arizona elk tag and I doubt I’m gonna see something that would cause me to add more to the 2023 freezer.

2022 - An elk and a pronghorn, if memory is correct.

2021 - A pronghorn, a mountain goat, and a moose

2020 - An elk, a Coues deer, a pronghorn, and a mule deer.

I get home next week. By then I might have something meaningful to add.

Elk hunting must be slow.