Marketing 101

[GunNut76]

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up
to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's
Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and
see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes
up to her and pointing at you says, "He's
fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You
get up and straighten your tie, you walk up
to her and pour her a drink. You open the door
for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,
offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way,
I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She
walks up to you and says, "I hear you're
fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.

 

[ELKCHSR]

I guess I should have had this lesson when I was still single. Who knows where I would have ended up....

 

[Left Behind]