Little things that will piss off the wife

[Irrelevant]

"Listen B"

 

[Nick87]

When you tell her if she starts acting or looking anymore like her mother she's gotta go.

 

[Deleted member 52098]

When you tell her if she starts acting or looking anymore like her mother she's gotta go.

Hahaha mentioned she was acting like her mom once… learned that lesson REAL fast

 

[brockel]

Not HT appropriate.

God gifted you with a great personality and robbed you in other places too huh

 

[longbow51]

My wife has been delightful all our 45 years; loves to hunt, fish, row, cook wild game, and other fun things. I lucked out.

 

[brockel]

My wife has been delightful all our 45 years; loves to hunt, fish, row, cook wild game, and other fun things. I lucked out.

I see she also has your hunttalk password

 

[Movi]

Made a batch of special brownies for the boys but forgot to tell her they were special. That was a special 24 hrs…

We are a brownie free house now

 

[longbow51]

I see she also has your hunttalk password

Doesn't even know HT exists, except she delivered a fly rod in trade for pottery. I'm sorry that you chose poorly.

 

[Art Vandeley]

Telling her I accidentally gave her cat a shot of anti freeze instead of insulin. Which has crossed my mind a lot

 

[Mallardsx2]

“What’s wrong babe? Are you ragging it?!”

 

[rjthehunter]

Me being right has to be the biggest for my wife... She hates that sh!t

 

[Irrelevant]

When you tell her if she starts acting or looking anymore like her mother she's gotta go.

"Ok Laurie (her mom's name)"

 

[Nick87]

"Ok Laurie (her mom's name)"

Yup that'll do it.

 

[Nick87]

At a family Christmas gathering once, she noticed a bruise on my neck and it was honestly a bruise. Coincidentally the night before was a bachelor party at a strip club. That went over like a turd in the punch bowl. What a Christmas that was. I got way too lucky with her, she still gets up every morning at 4 and makes my lunch and coffee for me.

 

[EYJONAS!]

God gifted you with a great personality and robbed you in other places too huh

Hung like a buck gerbal too eh?

 

[EYJONAS!]

“What’s wrong babe? Are you ragging it?!”

I ask if shark week is in the air.

That goes over pretty well.

 

[Deleted member 52098]

"Ok Laurie (her mom's name)"

 

[thomas89]

Mine bought Halloween candy at Costco and tried to make me promise that I wouldn’t eat any of the Reese‘s peanut butter cups before Halloween. I refused to promise.

I have been dutifully checking them for razor blades and needles. One 220 piece bag down, nothing yet.

I do get a slight belly ache some nights … probably unrelated.

 

[Nick87]

I ask if shark week is in the air.

That goes over pretty well.

That's the third time this month!

 

[mdcrossbow]

I was hunting one Christmas eve, just shot a nice 10 point. I get a call, are you coming to church.
I'll be there is 20 minutes. My son was home from school and was at church. My wife heard me tell him I needed his help to pull a buck out of the woods after church.
She wasn't happy.