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Been stuck lifting lately, but last night I figured I should get back to cardio. I jumped on the stairclimber and did 500 ft in 10 minutes before I decided I was miserable. It was 81 degrees down at the thermostat and I was melting up on the stair climber.

So I bailed and channeled my inner @TOGIE and hit chest hard. Will try again in the morning.
 
So I bailed and channeled my inner @TOGIE and hit chest hard. Will try again in the morning.


cam told me to tell you that nobody cares work harder!

But actually I feel ya. I got off work a little earlier yesterday and did a shorter trail run at a nearby reservoir. It was 99 degrees with a little extra humidity in the air. By the second half of the run I was seeing colors, light headed, and dropping into a granny pace. I haven’t felt like that in years. Heat sucks
 
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sorry that felt like a funny joke in my mind when I said it
 
sorry that felt like a funny joke in my mind when I said it

I laughed.

It's cool that you're just jealous of my gazongas.

The heat has been rough for cardio though. I'm a faucet in the gym when it's 74 in there. 80 degrees and I'm downright gross.

I'm going to try one of those aforementioned HIIT workouts. I can do that in the comfort of my well air conditioned home.
 
I laughed.

It's cool that you're just jealous of my gazongas.

The heat has been rough for cardio though. I'm a faucet in the gym when it's 74 in there. 80 degrees and I'm downright gross.

I'm going to try one of those aforementioned HIIT workouts. I can do that in the comfort of my well air conditioned home.

I’ll show you some gazongas.

And I suck at HIIT.

The heat is awful, especially for a kid day run when thats your only chance to go. But, also never mind that I ate like 2700 calories of Taco Bell like an hour before that run, it was definitely the heat
 
cam told me to tell you that nobody cares work harder!

But actually I feel ya. I got off work a little earlier yesterday and did a shorter trail run at a nearby reservoir. It was 99 degrees with a little extra humidity in the air. By the second half of the run I was seeing colors, light headed, and dropping into a granny pace. I haven’t felt like that in years. Heat sucks
Reacting to this with the lol because I’ve been in this exact same place on a fully exposed oil and chip road.
Currently trying to decide if it’s safe to attempt a 10k or if I should wait a couple hours.
 
Reacting to this with the lol because I’ve been in this exact same place on a fully exposed oil and chip road.
Currently trying to decide if it’s safe to attempt a 10k or if I should wait a couple hours.

Man I’d always wait if you can. It’s turrible running weather
 
Yes, this thread starting to have the feel of being back in high school hanging out in the locker room and just talking smack with your buddies, to much fun
You’re a good guy and we love you. We are a collection of keyboard monkeys flinging poo. You could just mtmuley shit all over our fun and walk away with a shred of decency. But no, Chris meets the monkeys at their level and we respect you for that.
 
You’re a good guy and we love you. We are a collection of keyboard monkeys flinging poo. You could just mtmuley shit all over our fun and walk away with a shred of decency. But no, Chris meets the monkeys at their level and we respect you for that.

Us small guys are more fuel efficient. Look at @BackofBeyond over here eating 5k calories and 400 grams of protein a day.

Meanwhile I had half a ham sammich and a piece of toast today and am headed for the gym to bench 110% and leg press 280% of my body weight.

Now will one of you average sized gentlemen come over here and help me reach that jar of powder on the top shelf so I don't have to climb?
 
Us small guys are more fuel efficient. Look at @BackofBeyond over here eating 5k calories and 400 grams of protein a day.

Meanwhile I had half a ham sammich and a piece of toast today and am headed for the gym to bench 110% and leg press 280% of my body weight.

Now will one of you average sized gentlemen come over here and help me reach that jar of powder on the top shelf so I don't have to climb?
Keep making jokes lil guy… you’re my 10 rep max for curls.
 
You’re a good guy and we love you. We are a collection of keyboard monkeys flinging poo. You could just mtmuley shit all over our fun and walk away with a shred of decency. But no, Chris meets the monkeys at their level and we respect you for that.
I wouldn't shit on your fun Ben, whatever that is. But, I'll chug a Miller High Life while packing an 8 pound RUM and beat you anywhere. And I'll be decent afterwards. mtmuley
 
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