Elkhunter
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An oldie but a goodie 
A woman wants the inside of her house painted. She calls a contractor to help her. They wander around the house, and she points out the colors shewants. She says "now in the living room, I'd like to have a neutral beige,
very soft and warm." The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he goes to the window, leans out and yells
"GREEN SIDE UP!"
The woman is most perplexed, but she lets it slide. They wander into the next room. She says "In the dining room, I'd like a white, not stark, but very bright and airy." The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of
paper and writes on it. Then he goes to the window, leans out and yells
"GREEN SIDE UP!"
The woman is even more perplexed, but once again, lets it slide.
They wander further into the next room. She says "in the bedroom,I'd like blue. Restful, peaceful, cool blue."
The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it.
Then once more, he goes to the window, leans out and yells
"GREEN SIDE UP!"
This is too much! The woman has to ask-so she says "EVERY time
I tell you a color, you write it down, but you yell out the window 'GREEN SIDE UP'
-- are you even paying attention to me? and what does GREEN SIDE UP mean?"
The contractor shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry ma'am, I have 4 blondeslaying sod across the street"
A woman wants the inside of her house painted. She calls a contractor to help her. They wander around the house, and she points out the colors shewants. She says "now in the living room, I'd like to have a neutral beige,
very soft and warm." The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he goes to the window, leans out and yells
"GREEN SIDE UP!"
The woman is most perplexed, but she lets it slide. They wander into the next room. She says "In the dining room, I'd like a white, not stark, but very bright and airy." The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of
paper and writes on it. Then he goes to the window, leans out and yells
"GREEN SIDE UP!"
The woman is even more perplexed, but once again, lets it slide.
They wander further into the next room. She says "in the bedroom,I'd like blue. Restful, peaceful, cool blue."
The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it.
Then once more, he goes to the window, leans out and yells
"GREEN SIDE UP!"
This is too much! The woman has to ask-so she says "EVERY time
I tell you a color, you write it down, but you yell out the window 'GREEN SIDE UP'
-- are you even paying attention to me? and what does GREEN SIDE UP mean?"
The contractor shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry ma'am, I have 4 blondeslaying sod across the street"
