Funny Hunter Quotes/Lingo

[TX Trophy Hunter]

Referring to an animal that is “worthy” of one’s tag.

 

[Borny1]

System. Everything is a system. Sleep system, food kit system, butchering system, layering system. On and on and on. System.

 

[The Hedgehog]

Got’r done

 

[Ought Six]

Anything Brian Barney says, particularly going for a “rip” into a spot to hunt. Listen to one Eastman podcast with Barney and you could fill up this thread

 

[Keep'er Movin]

I'm in the process of a bow build, don't know what I'll be running for components yet but I know it will be a game changer. This whole site is fire man. Hope to shoot a toad with it. Got to get boots on the ground though to find that giant! When I do...dirt nap for sure. I'm not a brown and it's down kinda guy ya know...I'm kind of a "needs another year" to get him to be a swamp donkey. Last years bow took a management buck...he wasn't the biggest one I've shot but he was on the hit list. Wasn't much ground shrinkage but I wasn't about to eat tag soup ya know? Then again, you can't eat the horns! Up in my tree, I had an itchy trigger finger and thought I hit him a little far back...ended up being center mass, right in the pump station. Told my buddy to "give me a minute" before I climbed down. When I finally found my arrow I said to myself "that's good blood" and just like that I was "on the board baby!" He never even smelled me...completely scent free when I harvested that joker. Just happy to have punched my tag.

#blessed

 

[Hammsolo]

Didn't Michael Jackson use that saying before Cameron Hanes?

I thought he was more drawn to young meat bucks? Twist that knife baby…

 

[Hammsolo]

This guy be made me die laughing and it is a new favorite that can be spun in many ways. It isn’t mine, but from a recent Remi Podcast.

“You could fall in a bed of tits, and come out sucking your thumb.”

This has so many applications and is damn hilarious.

 

[cgasner1]

Oh and hunters who use the word "gnarly" to describe an animal.

Also, naming bucks and bulls is cringe AF.

I’ve only ever been apart of one elk with a name. He got it the day after harvest and is called stitches. Mainly because after we got him out I dropped my buddy off at the er and went back to get him around 3am after the doc got done stitching his him back up.

 

[Straight Arrow]

I’ve only ever been apart of one elk with a name.

Same here. Guy I bowhunted with had an encounter at close range with a huge bull elk. He said it was so huge, close, and intimidating that he never even got a shot at it. It was right in front of him, imposing a large looming rectangular shape that resembled a train car. He called his bull "Boxcar"!

 

[cgasner1]

Same here. Guy I bowhunted with had an encounter at close range with a huge bull elk. He said it was so huge, close, and intimidating that he never even got a shot at it. It was right in front of him, imposing a large looming rectangular shape that resembled a train car. He called his bull "Boxcar"!

Was that the year he jumped on the rag horn express?

 

[Straight Arrow]

Was that the year he jumped on the rag horn express?

Nope ... he was ascared of elk after that!

 

[FREAK]

My buddy's dad growing up was a hell of a farmer, valedictorian in HS and he'd let you know about it on a weekly basis....He definitely had a bad case of short man's syndrome. We all called him "golden harvest" to bring him back down to earth.

In your highest pitch southern Ohio redneck voice "Let her buck!"

 

[bigsky2]

Anything Brian Barney says, particularly going for a “rip” into a spot to hunt. Listen to one Eastman podcast with Barney and you could fill up this thread

“Going for a rip” might be my most hated quote right now.

 

[Ought Six]

Passing rags and filling tags

 

[The Hedgehog]

strong work. bro

 

[Nick87]

I'm in the process of a bow build, don't know what I'll be running for components yet but I know it will be a game changer. This whole site is fire man. Hope to shoot a toad with it. Got to get boots on the ground though to find that giant! When I do...dirt nap for sure. I'm not a brown and it's down kinda guy ya know...I'm kind of a "needs another year" to get him to be a swamp donkey. Last years bow took a management buck...he wasn't the biggest one I've shot but he was on the hit list. Wasn't much ground shrinkage but I wasn't about to eat tag soup ya know? Then again, you can't eat the horns! Up in my tree, I had an itchy trigger finger and thought I hit him a little far back...ended up being center mass, right in the pump station. Told my buddy to "give me a minute" before I climbed down. When I finally found my arrow I said to myself "that's good blood" and just like that I was "on the board baby!" He never even smelled me...completely scent free when I harvested that joker. Just happy to have punched my tag.

#blessed

All that and you forgot "meat for the freezer"....bro

 

[Bux_N_Beards]

Public Land Grind

Is that a new dance move? Starbucks fall flavor?

 

[hank4elk]

I'm an old.
I did hunt a white bull. Local name.
I have gigged frogs but why would anyone want a toad?

 

[FREAK]

You've reached bro status in my book if you use any of the following on SM:

 

[Wrong Burgundy]

If you say/use/hear anyone else use these, I have made a handy list to help diagnose the problem so people can get the help they need:

TOTAL GAME CHANGER! = Low self esteem
SMOKED A GIANT! = Even lower self esteem
OH, I GOT HIM LEAKING! = Awkward in public settings and can't help telling jokes with dumb punchlines
GOTTA GET MY E-SCOUTING DONE = Chronic procrastinator who thinks Jeff Foxworthy is funny
I'M RUNNING A NEW SYSTEM = Adult bed-wetter who listens to "who let the dogs out" on repeat on CD in their car
THAT BULL IS A CRANKER = Uncontrollable flatulence in elevators
OH THANK YOU LORD, THANK YOU! (Points to sky, fist pumps) = Kleptomaniac who enjoys pickle ball and yelling at children
YEAH, HE TOOK A DIRT NAP! = Likely spent too much time at the petting zoo as a kid